What do I do?

[Tdarcos]

I have never paid over $16 a pound for sockeye at any grocery store I've ever been to in my life, and actually can't recall ever paying more than $12.99. At this point I wait until the $9.99 sale, which happens very frequently.

You have no idea how much salmon costs.

Well, of course not! I don't buy salmon. I've never eaten salmon. But again, you had to act like a [insert expletive here] and just say I don't know what salmon costs, then give zero information to tell me. So, then, someone else starts doubling down on this and is quoting prices of

At thirty or forty bucks a pound, you didn't throw it out, did you?

and

If TDARCOS finds a single place in America selling sockeye for less than 60, 70 bucks a pound I will send him a Steam key for Cryptozookeeper.

Lead me to believe the numbers I quoted were too low. But since you acted like a goddam 1970s compiler in which you pass it a 1,000 line program and at the end it says "Error." No indication of where the error is or what the error is. Act like a [expletive deleted], you get treated likev one.

Since you were never intending to be acting fairly, I will presume Jonsey isn't either, so I won't expect anything from him. You know what? You win, I am now exiting this conversation.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I am acting fairly. You find one place in America for less than 70, 80 bucks a pound and I send the key immediately.

[Casual Observer]

I have never paid over $16 a pound for sockeye at any grocery store I've ever been to in my life, and actually can't recall ever paying more than $12.99. At this point I wait until the $9.99 sale, which happens very frequently.

And. . . This is why we have a botulism\salmon thread. Maybe throw some extra coin and get some decent fish.

[Casual Observer]

I have never paid over $16 a pound for sockeye at any grocery store I've ever been to in my life, and actually can't recall ever paying more than $12.99. At this point I wait until the $9.99 sale, which happens very frequently.

You have no idea how much salmon costs.

Well, of course not! I don't buy salmon. I've never eaten salmon. But again, you had to act like a [insert expletive here] and just say I don't know what salmon costs, then give zero information to tell me.

You really missed out buddy, good salmon is delicious. And you're 100% right about the cost of good, fresh salmon.

[pinback]

Paul, let me illustrate your disease:

since salmon costs about $20-30 a pound

You have no idea how much salmon costs.

Well, of course not! I don't buy salmon.

You look something up on the internet, or infer something from what you looked up on the internet, and come here and state it as a fact, even though you have no idea what you're talking about, and then get all pissy when someone tells you you're wrong, instead of the alternative, which would be not posting authoritatively about things you know nothing about.

But then all that would be left would be your signature storage thread, and given the storage and hosting costs associated with that one, ICJ may not be able to afford to keep it around much longer.

[pinback]

And. . . This is why we have a botulism\salmon thread. Maybe throw some extra coin and get some decent fish.

Hold up, we need to play your walk-off song after a take like that.

[Casual Observer]

I fucking love Primus.

[Casual Observer]

Can we talk about taking up a collection to buy this man some decent fish?