I will be attending the 2022 Hilton Carnival

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

My little town of Hilton is famous for its carnival, it's a carnival my parents wouldn't let us go to because all it is is a drunken revelry of violence.

I haven't been since I was probably 10. I will be attending this year, whenever it is. You got questions??

1. I hope Aardvark goes with me, because I need a posse
1a. I hope Knuckles goes with me, although he has specifically said that he would not
2. I will be asking former JC members danzaland, Da King and Jethro Q. Walrustitty to also attend
3. I haven't run into a high school classmate of mine in, easily, 15 years (and with one exception, even longer) but I suspect that I will for this because jesus christ, why wouldn't I. I expect whoever I encounter to immediately hit me

You're wondering why I would so such a thing? Oh, I'm sorry, is your home town famous for nothing???

[AArdvark]

The place they call The Zoo!

Im in!

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

We're probably gonna die

[AArdvark]

This is still a thing that's happening, right?

Im planning my July calendar

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Sorry, it is not. I apologize. Getting sick messed my schedule up. I am uncertain when I will return at this time. Now that I missed Guiliani, what's the point, right?

[Molly Muffsweet]

You flaked on the fair, fun and friendship? Mister, you never miss a chance to once again prove you're a real asshole. As if there were any doubt.



Only the Sweetest,

Molly Muffsweet.

[AArdvark]

Because flying to Rochester for a fireman carnival to watch drunks fight in the beer tent was so world-shattering. get a life, Muffdiver.

[Coffee Talk]

Molly is not sweet nor is her muff, discuss.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I've done nothing to deserve this foul treatment.

[Tdarcos]

My little town of Hilton is famous for its carnival, it's a carnival my parents wouldn't let us go to because all it is is a drunken revelry of violence.

Hilton, Colorado, South Carolina, or somewhere else? Can you imagine a hotel or motel calling itself the Best Western of Hilton, Mariott Hilton, or Hilton Mariott. Or, "Hello, thank you for calling the Hilton Hilton."

You're wondering why I would so such a thing? Oh, I'm sorry, is your home town famous for nothing???

My home town is known as one of three cities where suicide bombers crashed airliners into buildings. Before that, it was the home of the world's largest building, in terms of square footage. Until rich oil-producing countries with more money than sense started playing "dick measuring contests" with building heights.

[AArdvark]

I don't believe Hilton, NY even has room for a hotel

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

What?