[POLL] COLD WIENIES

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Nothing is stopping you from reaching into that fridge, grabbing yourself a COLD WIENIE from that pack of hot dogs and just shoving it in your mouth.

But did ya? Would ya? COULD YA?!

[AArdvark]

When I was younger. They are marginal when cooked, eating them cold was more of an experiment, although a casual, grab and eat kind of experiment. I'm gonna say not more than three times total.


THE
NATHAN'S IS MAD AT ME
AARDVARK

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He explained below! Thank you, 'vark. That's all I ever wanted.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I would never, under any circumstances eat a cold hot dog.

I don't believe that anyone ever has.

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We gotta get this man enjoyin' some cold wienies.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Eww, gross.

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PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.

[Tdarcos]

I have eaten Oscar Meyer hot dogs straight out of the refrigerator. Ones that had never been cooked.

One thing I've been doing since the 1960s, is to eat cold raw hamburger out of the fridge. I have (unintentionally) grossed people out by doing so. Yes, it was greasy.

[AArdvark]

Commander, are you a werewolf?

[AArdvark]

It's the perfect alabi. Bed-ridden by day but when the moon is full and all is quiet and dark, the nursing home mysteriously loses another patient.

THE
WHERE'S WALDO
AARDVARK

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I have eaten Oscar Meyer hot dogs straight out of the refrigerator. Ones that had never been cooked.

They are pre-cooked. Nobody has ever eaten an uncooked hot dog.

[Tdarcos]

I have eaten Oscar Meyer hot dogs straight out of the refrigerator. Ones that had never been cooked.

They are pre-cooked. Nobody has ever eaten an uncooked hot dog.

I suspected someone was going to say this, but if I said, "One that had never been cooked after purchase," people would complain I'm being pedantic.

They have to make sure food-borne parasites are killed. Might be inedible id uncooked or because people do eat them that way or feed them to their dogs.

This message counts toward my 10% less critical efforts to be nicer to you, as I offered in the other thread.

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Yes, because grocery stores never sell uncooked meat.

You gotta meet me halfway here.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

These are the arguments of cold-weiner men.