I'm back.

[The REAL Real Man]

Now all I need is Jeff, Steve, and Farsase's girlfriend.

[AArdvark]

Well cool! It's good to hear from members of the J.C. Stud Squad after all this time.


THE
OLD HOME
AARDVARK

[raecoffey]

Welcome back. I'm a new-old member.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

It's time this BBS had the golden age it so richly never deserved.

[The REAL Real Man]

OK, THIRD TIME trying to reply. Apparently I've forgotten how to BBS. I was trying to be all nice, saying HELLOOOO to Roh-buh-buh and VARK and welcome to the new guy, but the BBS won't let me. "Fuck all of you," says the BBS, "I'm going to make The Real Man look like The Real Turd who is too high and mighty to say hello to ANY of you! Bwa-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!!!"

Let's see if the sixty-ninth time is the charm.

[The REAL Real Man]

Oh, fer fek's sake. Ever think of running this sumbitch on an Atari 1200XL?

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

What error are you seeing?

[The REAL Real Man]

The error of my ways. I think I was clicking Full Editor & Preview rather than Submit. Naturally, I blame the software. AND YOU.

Oh, wait, I just did it again... I've been clicking Post Reply, which, of course, does not post the reply. How silly of me. I must click "submit", as in "submit to the fact that clicking Post Reply does not post your reply."

[The REAL Real Man]

To clarify, I'm using the Quick Reply box.

And the above thing would have been funnier had I said "idea" rather than "fact".

Fek.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Okay, I was worried you tried the search, which never gives the results you want, it only gives results that hurts people.

[The REAL Real Man]

No, but still, every time I have to click "submit", my soul shrinks a little.

And now I have to... oh, God.

[Jizaboz]

I vaguely remember you.. so that's enough to make me vaguely glad you are back.

[The REAL Real Man]

I think the more vague people's recollection of me is, the better I come across.

[Tdarcos]

No, but still, every time I have to click "submit", my soul shrinks a little.

And now I have to... oh, God.

Did you hear about the sadist that wanted to use a BBS? He wasn't able to post anything because he could never bring himself to click on the "submit" button.

[The REAL Real Man]

You know I can't reply, because I have to... OH KILL ME NOW.

[The REAL Real Man]

Did you hear about the sadist that wanted to use a BBS? He wasn't able to post anything because he could never bring himself to click on the "submit" button.

Also, that was really funny -- and I don't just mean funnier than Jonsey's failed dancing Kenyan baby joke. Where were you in the 90s when the JCSS needed you??

[Tdarcos]

Where were you in the 90s when the JCSS needed you??

Being on a BBS where Pinback was present and working for a living. Where was Jolt Country then, Buffalo? I lived in Montgomery County, Maryland during that time. Well, wherever Jolt County was then, I could not have visited it unless it was within the Washington Metropolitan Area toll region (District of Columbia; Prince George's County and part of Montgomery County, Maryland; Arlington, Fairfax, and Loudoun Counties, and the cities of Alexandria, Fairfax, Falls Church, and Manassas in Virginia.) If it was elsewhere, it would have been long distance and I wouldn't have been willing to spend 10-12c a minute to connect.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Oh you'd ha e been willing.

You need it, crave it and hate that you need it so.

[Tdarcos]

Oh you'd ha e been willing.

You need it, crave it and hate that you need it so.

No, I wouldn't. I was and still am a goddamn messy cheapskate, I am not going to spend money to call a BBS when there were literally hundreds that I could call for free.

What exactly were you offering, then, hookers and blow? Not interested in either.

Unless you either offered a toll-free number or rebated the cost of the call, I'd be like Anne Murray: You Won't See Me.

[AArdvark]

.... A messy cheapskate

I'm using this!