Masas de Puerco Fritas

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One of my five favorite dishes in the world, and I made it perfectly tonight, so now you all have to stare at it.

[AArdvark]

I heard nothing touches your pork, is that right?

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This guy gets it.

[Tdarcos]

One of my five favorite dishes in the world, and I made it perfectly tonight, so now you all have to stare at it.

Para mí, eso no parece nada comestible. Parece un par de pedazos de mierda, o un pedazo de mierda y un charco de vómito. El decoro prohíbe mencionar cuál es cuál.

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There's no need to be rude and hurtful. :(

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The best one ever, tonight. The presentation needs a little work, but this will have to do:



COOKING NOTES:
Use country ribs/pork shoulder, need a fatty cut
Marinate the chunks in Mojo all day, rinse them afterward so the marinade doesn't burn in the pan.
1/2 cup of evoo, and more like 2.5-3 cups of water. Should take an hour to boil out.

I did those all tonight, and you desperately want this in yo mouf.

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I did those all tonight, and you desperately want this in yo mouf.

No, señor, no quiero que eso se acerque a un orificio de mi cuerpo, y mucho menos al agujero de mi tarta. ¿Dices que no debes ser hiriente, pero muestras una tontería literal y esperas que crea que es comestible?

Oh hell, it keeps coming out wrong. Let's try again:

No sir, I don't want that anywhere near any orifice in my body, much less in my pie hole. You're saying I shouldn't be hurtful, but you show literal crap and hope people thinks it's edible?

Fried pork dough my ass! More like fried pork shit. You sure you didn't get that plate of food from Walmart?

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It's not "fried pork dough". I don't know what that is. But welcome back!