Tdarcos Has Five Days to Admit I'm His Favorite Denizen

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

The countdown begins NOW! Everyone can enjoy this.

Tdarcos has five days in which to admit, publically and loudly, that I am his favorite person here.

Let's begin!

Commander, who's your favorite person here?

banana

[Flack]

Before the Commander votes I'd like him to know that in lieu of the confiscation of his knife I just had two machetes, a bayonet, and a replica samurai sword shipped to his room.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Well, they're not there yet! Will they get there.......... within five days??

[Flack]

The bayonets have been held up by German customs so I'm not sure.

[Tdarcos]

The countdown begins NOW! Everyone can enjoy this.

Tdarcos has five days in which to admit, publically and loudly, that I am his favorite person here.

Let's begin!

Commander, who's your favorite person here?

banana

Are you kidding, you think I like them? They're a goddamn fruit, for chrissakes! Pick someone straight like Arrow, a pedophile like Gary Glitter, or even a fag like Marlboro. But not a fucking fruit!

Besides, I'm not supposed to have bananas, I have a problem with high potssium, they got me drinking some chalk-like substance in water to absorb it.

[Tdarcos]

Tdarcos has five days in which to admit, publically and loudly, that I am his favorite person here.

Or? O forgot to ask if there is (1) a reward for doing so; (2) a penalty for not doing so; (3) a penalty for doing so late; (4) do I have to be truthful?

Further, I can't really consider you my favorite person since you have made no effort to restore inlinng YouTube videos, and at least short-term editing of postings after submission. Otherwise you're no better than the other people here who can't fix my problem.

Furthermore, if I'm supposed to be truthful, my favorite person here is Leslie Rouse. He gets my snacks out of the corner and fetches things for me. Every day.

[Casual Observer]

The countdown begins NOW! Everyone can enjoy this.

Tdarcos has five days in which to admit, publically and loudly, that I am his favorite person here.

Let's begin!

Commander, who's your favorite person here?

banana

What have you let happen to the "banana" automation?

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

The countdown begins NOW! Everyone can enjoy this.

Tdarcos has five days in which to admit, publically and loudly, that I am his favorite person here.

Let's begin!

Commander, who's your favorite person here?

banana

What have you let happen to the "banana" automation?

Agreed. That must be fixed immediately.

[raecoffey]

Tdarcos has five days in which to admit, publically and loudly, that I am his favorite person here.

Or? O forgot to ask if there is (1) a reward for doing so; (2) a penalty for not doing so; (3) a penalty for doing so late; (4) do I have to be truthful?

Further, I can't really consider you my favorite person since you have made no effort to restore inlinng YouTube videos, and at least short-term editing of postings after submission. Otherwise you're no better than the other people here who can't fix my problem.

Furthermore, if I'm supposed to be truthful, my favorite person here is Leslie Rouse. He gets my snacks out of the corner and fetches things for me. Every day.

I am flabbergasted! Roommate or not, I'm supposed to be your favorite person... I have tits!

[raecoffey]

The countdown begins NOW! Everyone can enjoy this.

Tdarcos has five days in which to admit, publically and loudly, that I am his favorite person here.

Let's begin!

Commander, who's your favorite person here?

banana

What have you let happen to the "banana" automation?

Also, Eric is obviously my favorite person... even though he didn't help me a bit when he said he would... even with a part time job...

[raecoffey]

And now he just ignores me...

[Tdarcos]

Furthermore, if I'm supposed to be truthful, my favorite person here is Leslie Rouse. He gets my snacks out of the corner and fetches things for me. Every day.

I am flabbergasted! Roommate or not, I'm supposed to be your favorite person... I have tits!

That may be so, but I have no privilege to use them!

"Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I want to say
You know I like my girls a little bit older
I just want to use your love tonight."
- The Outland, Your Love

[Casual Observer]

Also, Eric is obviously my favorite person... even though he didn't help me a bit when he said he would... even with a part time job...

Unfortunately this was a pretty broke time for me but I'm climbing out. I did renew my relationship with one of my clients so could get you going on that. I'll step up with the job part of it right away.

[AArdvark]

The Outland is my favourite pop band

[raecoffey]

Also, Eric is obviously my favorite person... even though he didn't help me a bit when he said he would... even with a part time job...

Unfortunately this was a pretty broke time for me but I'm climbing out. I did renew my relationship with one of my clients so could get you going on that. I'll step up with the job part of it right away.

That is awesome Eric, but from now on please don't cut me off, ghost me, or ignore me. I've had people use those things to abuse me in my life and it makes me very unhappy, sad, lonely, betrayed etc...

But I am excited for the job!

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

He has 4 days now.

[AArdvark]

Yeah, but what's in it for him?


THE
MERCENARY
AARDVARK

[Tdarcos]

Yeah, but what's in it for him?


THE
MERCENARY
AARDVARK

Exactly! Thank you, Aardvark. You have put your finger on exactly what the flaw in his demand is: why it is in my interest to do so. He has yet to explain either what extra benefit I would get for, or what penalty I would receive for not, acceeding to his demand. Or why I should even want to participate in selecting anyone as my favorite. Maybe I want to woo RaeCoffey away from her current boyfriend? After all, as she has conceded, she has tits! That's a powerful incentive, wouldn't you say?

PS: Rae, this is only hypotheitical and for comedic purposed. I would never attempt to steal any woman away from her man.

[Flack]

Don't give in, Tdarcos! I mailed you a cake full of shuriken! Never give up! Never surrender!

[Flack]

Day 8. You made it!