"Pizza Man Bomb" or "Escape from Pennsylvania

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 3:12 pm

Prerequisite reading.

So, maybe you all have heard of this but I'd like to go over it and point out some dorky little instances.

First, I am just digging how CNN is stating that the authorities have "Never have seen anything like this collar." and that "It was obviously made for a specific purpose." As if the fucker picked it up at Walgreens.

I also think it's amazing that I can live in an age where technology allows for this kind of "movie magic" to happen. This is like Battle Royal or Escape from New York.

The aspect though that I love the most is how they thought this would work. As if they just believed this guy would rob the bank they'd take the bomb off and he'd take the fall? Couldn't they of made the thing look more "space-age"?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 5:52 pm

Where can I get me some video of the bomb going off?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 7:21 pm

Speaking of which... hey, anyone know where I can get a good slice of pizza?

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 7:42 pm

I say make your own, even if you need to be lazy about it. Get a Boboli or equivalent pre-made crust. Tomato paste + sliced up Romas. Layer w/mozz. and oregano, and slices of fresh basil. More mozz. and grated parm if you want. Add meat on top as desired. When you bite into a basil it tastes better than ordering out. Also: get a pizza stone.

Terry Bogard · Post by **Terry Bogard** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 9:24 pm

That *bastard*! I lend this fucker a bomb pack and *this* is how the little shit goes and uses it? Fuck this! Fuck him! Fuck you! Fuck all of you! I'll see that shitstain in traction for this insult! Gaaaarrgghh!!

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 3:25 am

there was something about this in the other base...

Speaking of which... hey, anyone know where I can get a good slice of pizza?

New york style is thin and crispy..

Chicago style is thick and chewy

Colorado style is nasty and disgusting

Now, mind you, this is only from what I see here..

THE
NOBODY DELIVERS THAT FAR
AARDVARk

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 3:37 am

pinback wrote:Where can I get me some video of the bomb going off?

I believe it was a low impact bomb just strong enough to cause blunt force trauma to kill him.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 8:17 am

Worm wrote:
pinback wrote:Where can I get me some video of the bomb going off?

I believe it was a low impact bomb just strong enough to cause blunt force trauma to kill him.

Thanks for that chilling video clip, Worm!

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 9:24 am

Well, do you care if there isn't extreme gore?

gsdgsd · Post by **gsdgsd** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 9:31 am

pinback wrote:Where can I get me some video of the bomb going off?

The one news crew on the scene didn't capture the actual blast on film. You can hear the explosion, and then see his body.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 11:02 am

gsdgsd wrote:The one news crew on the scene didn't capture the actual blast on film.

What an incredible blunder on their part!

Heads are going to roll for that one, you can be sure.