BOW TO ME

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 2:07 pm

I have decided to go with positive, rather than negative, reinforcement of my newly gained power on this forum. If you keep me happy, I will keep you happy;

If, over the next few days, everyone treats me with the respect I certainly don't deserve, I shall give you my girlfriend's webcam address.

Here is a sample:

All those in favour?

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 2:13 pm

Didn't she sign up on groucho.org and post her webcam address? http://www.dotidom.net/amanda/

I just ... cannot fucking tell what that is. I'm going to go take a shower.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH · Fri Sep 05, 2003 4:10 pm

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 6:23 am

That's a pac-man t shirt!

THE
WAKA-WAKA-WAKA
AARDVARK

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 6:51 am

Did you design that webpage, Lex? It's exquisite!!!

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 10:50 am

I guess that isn't her website. They look similar

I guess. But they've got different names. It's odd usually people join these forums from knowing someone not just ... out of the blue. I had some pressing Furcadia questions to ask also.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 11:26 am

Good effort, anyway.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 11:31 am

Yea, I suppose. Though I could swear Lex's real name was Luther and that was under interests. Weren't we supposed to get a webcam of a fourteen year old girl? What happened to that promise Mr. Sysop?

Nobody replied to a single one of your messages with senseless cursing.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 11:56 am

Fuck.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 4:06 pm

As I recall, the thread's name is BOW TO ME, and so far, no-one has.

Haohmaru · Post by **Haohmaru** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 4:59 pm

ENLIGHTENMENT! The boota *can* make a weight of such magnitude that not even he can lift it, for he, being immortal, and godlike, has the ability to do anything he desires, *including* courting paradoxes! Ah, hello there, my unledgendary friends! For I am, as you are no doubt aware through the ledgendary acheivments of me, the ledgendary Haohmaru, such as defeating Amakusa in battle no less than 6 times and singlehandedly saving the world (however it is an example of my ledgendary restraint that I do not say here how many times I have saved the world) using my own ledgendary prowess with the kitana, am the most ledgendary of all ledgends, I, the most very ledgendary Haohmaru! I bid hello to you all, non-ledgendary beings! How3ever, I must state intrinsically to you all that I bow to no one, be it man, woman, non-ledgend, fire demon, or, yes, even the admin of a bulletin board system! For that is my way, the curds and way, the interspacial highway! And now I will face you all in a most unledgendary display of my ledgendary prowess with the kitana as I shal defeat you all in my own ledgendary fashion! Have at you! HAH!

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:15 pm

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 4:45 pm

BANNED.

Keza · Post by **Keza** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 12:21 pm

Fifteen. You are all GAY. Ahem.

Sorry. I mildly object to my webcam address being posted on teh Interweb without a) due consent and b) good reason. ;)

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 3:42 pm

Gay because we wanted a fifteen year old girl's webcam address? Or gay because we didn't want it enough?

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 3:46 pm

Keza wrote:b) good reason.

I would think its very existance would be reason enough, dearie. Personally, there's no way I'd put anything on the net unless I specifically wanted (or at least was comfortable with the possibility that) everyone would (might) see it. I mean, isn't that the whole point?

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 3:54 pm

Calling fifteen year old girls "dearie"!
Welcome to grandparenthood Debaser!

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 3:59 pm

Worm wrote:Welcome to grandparenthood Debaser!

Does that mean she'll sit on my lap?

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