SCREW YOU BREYERS! SCREW YOU "ICE CREAM" COMPANIES!

[Billy Mays]

I never said "go #&$@ yourself,"

wanted you to "go damn yourself."

Even your alibi is shit, maybe it's the pill cocktail they're loading into your jello that would make RR blush and probably has more pill in it than jello, but you got way out of line here.

Plus, you never explained the legal distinction between a chip and a crisp. A potato chip must contain in its ingredients more than 50% potatoes, Pringles only contains 42% so it is a crisp.

[AArdvark]

You owe me

Is that what everything boils down to?

[Tdarcos]

I never said "go #&$@ yourself,"

wanted you to "go damn yourself."

Even your alibi is shit, maybe it's the pill cocktail they're loading into your jello that would make RR blush and probably has more pill in it than jello,

This place has never served Jello. Fruit cocktail, peaches, pears, sometimes even pudding, but we have never had Jello.

but you got way out of line here.

No, you did. I said I never said the above nasty thing. Your quote even proves it.

Plus, you never explained the legal distinction between a chip and a crisp. A potato chip must contain in its ingredients more than 50% potatoes, Pringles only contains 42% so it is a crisp.

Billy Mays, with all due respect, sir, will you please go %$#@ yourself so you will be too busy to bother me. The regulation I quoted says nohing about content requirements. All it means is "potato chips," if not made from fresh sliced potatoes and made from dried potaoes, must say that. If they are called "potato crisps," the regulation does not apply. It has nothing to do with what percentage is potato.

And i can't see what else they would use other than potatoes; anything else they could use for filler would be more expensive. Yes, even cardboard and sawdust.

[Billy Mays]

No, you did. I said I never said the above nasty thing.

You can stop playing cute now because you obviously told Flack to go fuck himself, everyone here is in agreement on that part. Now maybe you were trying to be funny and failed and decided to double down on it to try and be funny and failed at that to, or maybe you are upset with how difficult things are right now? Either way your actions were inexcusable and you owe Flack a sincere apology. After all the gifts he's been sending you for years and for you to act that way towards him is disgusting.

You act so entitled when you don't realize how fortunate you really are. The fact that you have true friends out there who are willing to send you gifts and candy and ban the accounts of fat people who are mean to you is a blessing and it is time you start treating them like that because one day you may push them into saying go fuck yourself and then you'll have nothing.

[Flack]

It's okay. There's an old Irish saying, and I can't find the exact translation, but essentially it means never hold a grudge against someone whose funeral will come before your own.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

That's what David Bowie, Prince and Kobe thought about their discussions that entered loggerheads with the Commander though.

[Billy Mays]

It's okay.

Good. Now that I've achieved closure on this matter I can move on to the next bone I have to pick with him.

The regulation I quoted says nohing [sic] about content requirements.

Yeah, because you just pulled some random gobbledygook off the internet.

And i can't see what else they would use other than potatoes;

Oil and salt come to mind but it shouldn't be a mystery as long as you just read the packaging from whatever Flack sent you that you are no doubt hammering down right now. I got you there. You are reading this right now and absolutely decimating a can of pringles that Flack sent you. Like you have the Amazon box on your nightstand, package shipped from Flack, and you are loading pringles into yourself like pez in a dispenser. No doubt about it.

anything else they could use for filler would be more expensive.

First, not necessarily more expensive. Second, the expense doesn't matter if the market demand for the product significantly outweighs any alternatives.

[Tdarcos]

No, you did. I said I never said the above nasty thing.

You can stop playing cute now because you obviously told Flack to go fuck himself, everyone here is in agreement on that part.

But you misquoted me. I used one grawlix and you used a different one. And I think Flack knows I'm teasing. If I was serious I certainly wouldn't use a &*#@%!$ grawlix to insult him, I'd say it. You really fuckin' think I'd fuckin' insult a goddam good friend like Flack? I fuckin' think you take too many son-of-a-bitchin' things waay too goddamned seriously.

Either way your actions were inexcusable and you owe Flack a sincere
apology.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down there a bit. I don't think Flack likes it if you proceed to put insultations in his mouth. Or wherever feelings of being insulted come from. Maybe it's the sacraliliac, whatever that is. In which case, he may not like you stuffing things in his sacraliliac. If I have insulted him - and I think he's the kind of person who understands good natured ribbing - I think if he thought I had crossed the line, he would have said so.

After all, he was being pedantic by bringing up the legality of using the term "potato chips" to refer to Pringles after I had already said the rule only applies to the manufacturer. So I decided to respond as if I thought he cared. Then I was being pedantic to you by pointing out you used a different grawlix than I did.

My whole point in not using an actual insult was to show I wasn't being serious about insulting him. And I think he understood that.

After all the gifts he's been sending you for years and for you to act that way towards him is disgusting.

"Mehinks thou doth protesteth too much." I think "disgusting" is a bit over the top.

You act so entitled when you don't realize how fortunate you really are.

Hold n a minute, where the fuck is this "entitled" shit coming from? With the exception of asking for someone to send me a phone charger, I never asked for anything. I have never at any time acted like I expected anything or was entitled to anything and, to the best of my knowledge i have always thanked people who sent me things.

The fact that you have true friends out there who are willing to... ban the accounts of fat people who are mean to you is a blessing

Finn was a worst a mosquito bothering a T-Rex. I never asked for him to be removed. I havve a thick skin; I gave zero fucks about him being mean to me, and if anything, I thought he was fascinating, like a trainwreck. I had said I had already floccinaucinihilipilificated him (a very fancy word meaning "to examine something and determine it is worthless") and so I really didn't care one way or the other whether or not he stayed. I figured sooner or later he'd piss someone else off enough that they'd object to him.

and it is time you start treating them like that because one day you may push them into saying go fuck yourself and then you'll have nothing.

I think you have forgotten, there is a thread here What are my faults? for people to report problems about me, in which I have invited people to comment about me.

[Billy Mays]

he [Flack] may not like you stuffing things in his sacraliliac.

Before we go any further with this we are going to have to determine if Flack likes me stuffing things in his sacraliliac.

[Billy Mays]

double post

[Billy Mays]

So I was at the store today and purchased this:

[RealNC]

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[AArdvark]

Why is this thread not in the 'best of'?

Four years later and I'm still chuckling out loud at it!

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Yeah, this should probably be a best of thread.

Did we settle what needed to be settled here though?

[AArdvark]

Eating Breyer's ice cream is like munching a sno cone

The comment about eating Pringles like: 'loading Pez into a dispenser' is still the funniest mental image to me.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Didn't Breyer's used to be good?

Is that an accurate memory of the 1980s?

[Da King]

The last time I had Breyer's, it was good.

But now it's too expensive for me. :(

[Jizaboz]

Breyers changed some things back and now is labelled as real ice cream again. It does taste good!

However, as Da King sez it is also too expensive for me. It's around 5$ a carton. I try to catch whatever brand that is on sale and still calls itself ice cream for about 3$. I don't buy a lot of ice cream tho..

Although.. have you seen how much cafe type places charge for a cup or cone of ice cream these days? Jeez! You could just buy a whole carton for what most places like that charge lately.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

We haven't been to an ice cream place since inflation got out of control. I will do so and report back. If you don't hear from me, I'm working in a diamond mine to try to save up for the bill.

We deserve cheap ice cream. Christ, what else could America even stand for but that.

[Da King]

Although.. have you seen how much cafe type places charge for a cup or cone of ice cream these days? Jeez! You could just buy a whole carton for what most places like that charge lately.

I will go to a hockey game tomorrow night, and its probably $7 for an ice cream.

I can buy *TWO* of your aforementioned containers (on sale) for that price!