Five Bucks

[bruce]

I do believe Vitriola owes me five bucks, as the result of a bet we made in Vegas: the U.S. announced nothing relating to OBL's capture or death on September 13.

I'm still waiting for someone to give me the long end of 100:1 that it is announced that he has been caught or captured on September 11, 2004.

Bruce

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I'm still waiting for someone to give me the long end

Well, keep searching. I gotcher back, buddy.

[bruce]

I'm still waiting for someone to give me the long end

Well, keep searching. I gotcher back, buddy.

You got my back, but you're somehow unable to "give me the long end."

Senator Vitriola: how do you respond to the allegations of ICJ's micropenis?

Bruce

[Vitriola]

Only that he----well, beat me to what I now see is the only joke anyone really could have made there. Way to step up there, J. Couldn't leave an opening for anyone else to shine, could you? (Bruce, double or nothing someone was about to make an 'opening' joke until they read this sentence?)

Where you want that $5? Same place you want the long end? Email me privately. First $5 I make on my own and that is not borrowed, stolen, coerced, or whored from anyone else is yours.

Wait, whoring IS a valid career choice. Ok. You might actually have a chance of actually seeing this, then. I had forgotten all about this bet :)

[AArdvark]

First $5 I make on my own and that is not borrowed, stolen, coerced, or whored from anyone else is yours.

So.. yer tellin him he'll never get it then???




THE
CRUEL BASTARD
AARDVARK

[Vitriola]

Depends on how you define 'on my own' and 'get it'.

[bruce]

Depends on how you define 'on my own' and 'get it'.

Awww, man. I was hoping it didn't involve how you defined "get it."

Whoring is a perfectly valid career choice. Probably more honest than that of the IT consultant.

Bruce

[Roody_Yogurt]

No wonder Hollywood isn't interested in my screenplay about an IT consultant with a heart of gold.