Let's Have the Best May of Our Lives

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Count your Mays! Got any good ones! Of course not !

Denizens, let's have the best May of our lives.

Who's with me???

[ChainGangGuy]

I would like to participate.

[ChainGangGuy]

Oh no! We already completely missed Clash Day. Best May is already falling off the rails.



send help

[AArdvark]

Does this mean all future Mays won't be as good? Will this be the Benchmark May?

I plan on having a birthday later this month so it better be good to me.


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[Da King]

I will not share the reasons, but this has NOT been the best May of my life. Nor can it recover at this point.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Well, this is horrible and makes me sad. Since I don't know what it is, I will try to post this to see if it helps anyone. Or perhaps we should try for our best Junes.

https://bsky.app/profile/iboudreau.bsky ... zaqdnhds2u

[Da King]

I am all in for an amazing June!

[Tdarcos]

Well, this is horrible and makes me sad. Since I don't know what it is, I will try to post this to see if it helps anyone. Or perhaps we should try for our best Junes.

No, I suspect you'll find something wrong with June and July, you know, "everything comes in threes."

Let's try for a best August.

[Dido Alexander]

Count your Mays! Got any good ones! Of course not !

Denizens, let's have the best May of our lives.

Who's with me???

"I want to thank you, for giving me the best May of my liife..."

[(ᵕ˵ ૩ᵕ)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ]

So far this May has given us actual Spring weather! CHALK ONE UP AS AS A WIN!

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Do any of you have a serial mouse? The serial trackball I have may or may not work. I can't tell if it's the port or the trackball. The trackball looks brand new, I got it from ebay. I maybe don't have the exact right driver for it.

I am willing to pay one of you for a serial mouse. CASH ON THE GLASS.

EDIT: I have a PS/2 to serial adapter and I know I have a PS/2 mouse somewhere in the house. I am 60% positive. So I want to try that first.

Let's get back to having a better May.

[AArdvark]

I have one you can have

[Da King]

You dont have a serial mouse.

Fuck this May.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Okay, I hope many of us had a good May. Happy Father's Day?

[Casual Observer]

I'll never be a father

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Why?

[AArdvark]

My boy got me this card...

[Casual Observer]

Why?

Da wife has been infertile since an infection the year I met her. We're too old for them to let us adopt, Christ even China won't let me grab one at this age. Surrogacy is legal here but I'm not sure a kid is worth $100k upfront. I'm not leaving her so that's that (mattress man, think only Pinbeck gets that reference)

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

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Understood

[Casual Observer]

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Understood

I'm ok with it. Most people I see with kids look stressed and harried. I have enough stress with a wife and a cat (my Kenyan Sand Boa is the opposite of stress)