https://topiclords.com/skin-fortress-with-armed-idiot
Enjoy!!About this Episode
Lords: Jenni, Robb
Topics:
- The phenomenon where multiple people respond with the same mystifying emoji
- Lately I've engaged in pretend play with my 4 year old nephew by pretending we stole a crate of "Toxic Waste" candy and lying to the cops about it. As actual parents, is this healthy for the child?
- It turns out you don't want to rent a Playstation
-I would be happy to talk about what having an operation to get an Osia 2 bone anchored hearing aid is like.
Microtopics:
The Stanley Parable New Edition.
Cyberganked.
Wishing for games using the Steam wishlist system and the Steam Monkey's Paw curls.
CRPG blobbers.
25 years of Hugo.
Recognizing a Windows program from 1996.
Back when malware pretended to be a little guy.
The origins of Skinfort.
Hapsburg Jaw.
Angry Cry Laughing.
Meta-channels and meta-meta-channels.
Medicinal Dock Spiders.
This Spider Pays Taxes.
The weakest Great Lake of all.
The good Mexican restaurant in Fond du Lac.
Fish pouches.
Whether you have to refrigerate Big League Chew.
Putting tuna on dry toast.
Four year olds who want to impress people with how sour s candy they can eat.
The amount of toxic waste you are allowed to feed a child.
Having a milkshake and being in bed by 8:30.
Doing improv with your four year old nephew about invoking the fifth amendment.
The Cocomelon video about never talking to the police.
I'm not sad; I'm just on a triangle.
French mice asking to buy your armpit cheese.
A kid who just plain needs to be lied to.
Renting a child so you can make cheese in their armpits.
Did Jim finally rent the Playstation?
Going to the place to rent a Playstation and they immediately ask for your Social Security Number.
It's hot inside the Playstation, and the bugs are cold.
Just doing the poem about Data's cat Spot every episode.
The warlock dominatrix Harley Quinn voice that you make everybody listen to.
Oh I'm sorry, I thought the ceiling was your ass.
Telling your friends about the guy who said he thought the ceiling was your ass and asking them what it means and they just respond with the grapes emoji.
Games that have both Booty and The Wizard.
The scrawny wizard from Zwackery.
Whether chewing your food is a spell.
Listening to Topic Lords for all the mouth sounds.
Constantly rehydrating this child so that he can make the whole house wet.
Starving zombie apocalypse survivors taking the child seats out of a car so they can turn them upside down and shake all the gummy bears out.
A poem with a pangram rhyme scheme.
Bone-anchored hearing aids.
Bringing a topic list to a first date.
Waiting until your last day of insurance and bursting into the OR like the Kool-Aid Man.
Your surgeon quitting the industry immediately after seeing the inside of your head.
Performatively pressing your hearing aid's nonfunctional volume button.
Your wife violating HIPAA to tell you a hilarious work story.
Accidentally installing Bonzi Buddy on your hearing aid.
Marrying an audiologist to get the best possible hearing aid.
Going to zoom.ca to rev up your savings.
Performance Acura North Mississauga.
Adapting Eliza into a game where you're trying to trick Smaug into giving up his hoard.
Making a joke about a banana slug actually bring a plantain slug.
It is the 90s and there is time for Rifftrax.
