Your Money Fucking Sucks

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:13 pm

I recently came into $202, and was excited. I am now aware this is about £114.50; I thought I actually had some fucking money there for a little while.

Worst. Birthday. Evarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:14 pm

Well, not ever, I think Shakespeare is still up there.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 4:01 pm

Look, Little Lord Faglleroy, If money meant so much to you, you should have gone to a GAME store that actually paid you for six months of labor. Funnily enough, pounds and dollars are worth exactly the same amount when the amount GAME is giving you is ZERO.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 2:23 am

I am keeping my job because of that money. Whenever I'm threatened with the sack or redundancies, they suddenly seem remarkebly keen to keep me after I drop the C-Bomb.

So, it's workin' fo' me.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 4:38 am

fo' shizzle. What did you expect? A 200% exchange rate?

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 7:36 am

LSN PLEASE!

Keza · Post by **Keza** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 8:30 am

You're LUCKY to have Game paying you. At least SOMEONE's paying you, even if it is at the rate of Jewish slave labour. Try being good enough at what you do to get published in the best videogames magazine in the country, and INCAPABLE OF GETING PAID because of all the fucking red tape.

*wallows in self-pity*

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 9:33 am

Keza wrote:You're LUCKY to have Game paying you.

Did they finally pay him? What's the story on that, Lex?

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 1:44 pm

Oh, they're *PAYING* me, for what I do now, but probably with still an obscene amount of tax, Student or Not.

But I have still yet to receive any renumerations for my stuff before Christmas.

OH EXCEPT 30% OF LSN NUDGE NUDGE.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 10:26 am

Keza wrote:You're LUCKY to have Game paying you. At least SOMEONE's paying you, even if it is at the rate of Jewish slave labour. Try being good enough at what you do to get published in the best videogames magazine in the country, and INCAPABLE OF GETING PAID because of all the fucking red tape.

*wallows in self-pity*

Watch out! That head's gonna.......BOOM

Would anyone else like to help me pick up the pieces of kelly's over inflated ego?

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 10:52 am

Anonymous but I presume Lex wrote:Would anyone else like to help me pick up the pieces of kelly's over inflated ego?

Depends on which pieces I get to <i>keep</i>, fnarr fnarr.

Bruce

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 11:03 am

Actually, she's been published in Edge, which is quite possibley the best video-games magazine in the world. It's like New Scientist, but with more jokes about John Romero.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 11:58 am

Sorry, PCXL was better.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 1:53 pm

Worm wrote:Sorry, PCXL was better.

Sorry, Amiga Power was better.

(Obligatory link to some funny.)