State of the BBS Address, 11.17.03

Hobgoblin · Post by **Hobgoblin** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 6:45 am

I would define the 'magik of Keza' as her being able to hold a decent conversation with me and other people in a highly intellectual way. And how she looks like an 18-year-old without even trying. Lucky bitch.

Kezaaaaaa · Post by **Kezaaaaaa** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 6:48 am

...Chris?

Surely not...[/i]

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 7:51 am

Jesus, first of all, learn the tags they are your tools. You must use each one to finally graduate to one of those stupid strikethrough jokes.

Next, it's obviously a chick if she's pissed about you looking eighteen.

Jethro Q. Walrustitty · Mon Dec 08, 2003 10:19 am

What's worse, buying cigarettes or condoms for a 12-year-old?

I recall being shocked and flabberghasted at the former occuring to a friend of mine, but the latter doesn't shock me quite so much... though, I suppose, it'd be different if it actually happened to someone I'd know. It certainly sounds wrong. I mean, you can't even get into PG-13 movies by yourself (legally) at that age. You're still two years away from even that pedophile Shakespeare's wet-dream fantasy Romeo and Juliet characters.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:10 pm

Worm wrote:Jesus, first of all, learn the tags they are your tools. You must use each one to finally graduate to one of those stupid strikethrough jokes.

Next, it's obviously a chick if she's pissed about you looking eighteen.

No shit Sherlock. I'm a transexual. Best of both worlds. I'm sorry, can't help it with tags, they just seem to crawl onto the screen from my mind....

BOB · Post by **BOB** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 2:12 pm

Someone slaughter it verbally so we can all go home.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 3:07 pm

I don't want to do that, lest it turn out to be a dear friend of Keza's, such as an ex-girlfriend.

ICJ! Your BBS needs you! Come, break out that incredibly powerful incendiary device you keep locked away in your head! Unless you cut this little imp off at the root who knows how many tiny British people will turn up!

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 3:12 pm

Lex wrote:I don't want to do that, lest it turn out to be a dear friend of Keza's, such as an ex-girlfriend.

An ex-girlfriend? Oh, my, the plot thickens, with the addition of underage lesbianism to the already volatile mix!

Bruce

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 3:43 pm

Lex wrote:ICJ! Your BBS needs you! Come, break out that incredibly powerful incendiary device you keep locked away in your head! Unless you cut this little imp off at the root who knows how many tiny British people will turn up!

Yeah. I'm like the anti-Gandalf here. "All may pass!"

Anyway, I have like an hour's worth of threads to catch up on tonight. Around 8:00MST there should be more content here.

I don't understand why you guys have a problem with Hobbie, though. He seems perfectly rational to me.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 3:50 pm

You bastard.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 8:51 pm

Lex wrote:You bastard.

Tell us about your girlfriend's ex-girlfriends.

HobbyGobby · Post by **HobbyGobby** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 6:20 am

BOB wrote:Someone slaughter it verbally so we can all go home.

Thanks for recognising my exsinstence as a hermaphrodite. No-one usually does that....

HobbyGobby · Post by **HobbyGobby** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 6:22 am

bruce wrote:
Lex wrote:I don't want to do that, lest it turn out to be a dear friend of Keza's, such as an ex-girlfriend.
An ex-girlfriend? Oh, my, the plot thickens, with the addition of underage lesbianism to the already volatile mix!

Bruce

There is no such thing as underage lesbianism. Just underage homosexual intercourse.

HobbyGobby · Post by **HobbyGobby** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 6:25 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Lex wrote:ICJ! Your BBS needs you! Come, break out that incredibly powerful incendiary device you keep locked away in your head! Unless you cut this little imp off at the root who knows how many tiny British people will turn up!
Yeah. I'm like the anti-Gandalf here. "All may pass!"

Anyway, I have like an hour's worth of threads to catch up on tonight. Around 8:00MST there should be more content here.

I don't understand why you guys have a problem with Hobbie, though. He seems perfectly rational to me.

Right cheers ICJ. I am an 'It' though not a 'He'. Oh it's not ICj who's Hobby, Lex. Foiled again by your red feline friend!

Keza · Post by **Keza** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 6:26 am

I don't HAVE any ex-girlfriends. I am not, never have been, and never shall be a fucking lesbian.

For God's sake.

I have no idea as to the motivation behind these vehement attacks on dear Lex, but it's actually quite entertaining...

Violet · Post by **Violet** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 7:07 am

I don't HAVE any ex-girlfriends. I am not, never have been, and never shall be a fucking lesbian.

Damn. That's just too bad.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 9:30 am

Keza wrote:I don't HAVE any ex-girlfriends. I am not, never have been, and never shall be a fucking lesbian.

How about a licking lesbian? I've never found the strap-on all that convincing, anyway. Might you someday--when you're not 15 anymore--become a licking lesbian?

Bruce

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 9:46 am

No. I'm not allowed to mention anything on this subject, but I am almost certain I'm stepping the line just by saying this...

She has a dark secret... A dark secret Stronger than her will.

Keza · Post by **Keza** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 11:21 am

Careful, you!

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 11:28 am

Keza, there's nothing to be ashamed of. My girlfriend has been with women (and other girls when she was younger). She says that most women have had at least one experience either on a sleepover with girlfriends or in college or just in the run of things. There's nothing wrong with this and it drives us guys wild so it's good for everyone.

State of the BBS Address, 11.17.03

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