GETCHYER FARCRY ON BITCHEZ!!! I mean, if you want.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 1:47 pm

I thought we were done.

Now I have to READ more shit?
Damn you Pinner.

I was just happy to finally be the one bitching about the ridiculous size of inline images instead of the one posting em. THANKS ALOT for taking even THAT away.

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 1:59 pm

pinback wrote: . . . but at least it didn't waste our time trying to tear apart fabricated BULLSHIT

I only spoke up because I felt it was a waste of my time to have to scroll back and forth just to read your drivel about how wonderful Doom is. Why the fuck are you so disrespectful as to make posts that require 1280X1024 resolution to properly read the thread. I'm using 1168X864 on my screen and on the entire fucking internet it's only your thread that I have to scroll back and forth. You criticizing me about posts not having redeeming value is like Jack Straw lecturing anybody about sobriety.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:11 pm

Hey, sorry about that, m'man. I didn't realize you "spoke up" only because it was a waste of your time to read anything. A lot of people read something and THEN post about it. I like your idea better. Let's just post shit INSTEAD of reading what anyone else writes! Awesome! WELCOME TO JC BBS! POST WHATEVER YOU WANT, nobody will read it!

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Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:15 pm

Thanks, I needed that.

Sweet redemption.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:50 pm

pinback wrote:GET OUT OF MY FUCKING BASE, BOTH OF YOU.

I am making CO and Straw mods of this base, because they don't break the tables, and I care more about table-breaking than I do video games.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 3:28 pm

pinhead wrote:Hey, blah blah blah.

Like I said, you are disrespectful.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 3:45 pm

*I* am disrespectful? I started a well-meaning thread to discuss a new, popular video game, and you all start coming into it uninvited and telling me my taste is for shit, DOOM is for shit, everything I say is for shit just on the face of it, and *I* am the disrespectful one? Fascinating, Captain.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 4:07 pm

Uninvited? We have to be invited to post now?

Your concept of a BBS is flawed, man. Go back to fark.

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 4:11 pm

If you are going to spend time posting screen shots of a video game, at least have the common decency to use photoshop to minimize the size of the fucking image and thus the annoyance to the readers who you are hoping to "enlighten". It's great that you can edit an image to make it really really wide in some pathetic response to criticism, but it would have been less disrespectful to your fellow forum denizens to edit the first images instead.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 4:17 pm

Casual Observer wrote:disrespectful

Stop using that word. It is the dumbest implementation of the English vocabulary in the history of this BBS, and it's making me hate you and, by extension, your species and, by extension myself as a member of that species.

You can use "obnoxious" or "annoying" or "stupid" or "lame" or "gay" or some made up variation on the word "fuck", but respect and your windows screen area setting have absolutely nothing to do with one another and your constant insistence on comporting yourself like the Dean of Student Affairs is fucking obnoxious.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 4:20 pm

Debaser wrote:
Casual Observer wrote:disrespectful
Stop using that word. It is the dumbest implementation of the English vocabulary in the history of this BBS, and it's making me hate you and, by extension, your species and, by extension myself as a member of that species.

You can use "obnoxious" or "annoying" or "stupid" or "lame" or "gay" or some made up variation on the word "fuck", but respect and your windows screen area setting have absolutely nothing to do with one another and your constant insistence on comporting yourself like the Dean of Student Affairs is fucking obnoxious.

You're right, I should have said GAY.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 7:43 pm

I just wanted to talk about Far Cry.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:35 pm

Hey, have you guys heard of Far Cry? I was just looking at some screenshots of it and it looks to be thee stuff.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:04 pm

pinback wrote:I just wanted to talk about Far Cry.

You like the game. No one else here has played it. Jack doesn't play PC games. CO hates FPS's. Just for the record, I doubt my computer would run the game even on "low" mode, and I don't especially like FPS's either. Unless you're waiting for Horus P. Truthteller to chime in with his honest opinion, I think we've kind of exhausted the subject for the moment.

Hopefully Robb will buy the game and decry it as not as good as "Blake Stone: Aliens of Gold" and then you two will post a bunch of AIM logs full of fauxe-venom. Then someone will take some quote out of context and make a gimmick post that consists entirely of "(;". Until then, you'll just have to go talk about Indian cuisine or something. Sorry.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:17 pm

Yeah. I probably shouldn't have tried to start a discussion about a video game, on a video game base, on a website devoted primarily to video games.

MY BAD!!

So. Who here likes kittens, huh??

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:31 pm

I've played the demo of Far Cry and have been interested in what ol' pinback has had to say.

And our further discussions about it on AIM have reminded me what it is I love about gaming. And America.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:36 pm

pinback wrote:Yeah. I probably shouldn't have tried to start a discussion about a video game, on a video game base, on a website devoted primarily to video games.

MY BAD!!

Look, you wanted to talk about Far Cry, and Far Cry was talked about until the subject was exhausted which turned out to be pretty quickly because no one but you has played the goddamned game. I'm sorry if this whole enterprise has turned out to be a rousing disappointment but life just sometimes works like that. If you want I'll start posting as "Far Cry Expert" and try to bluff my way through a conversation with posts like "The jungles sure are pretty!" or "I really liked killing that one guy! You know, the one with the machine gun! Did you like that part?". But I don't think you want that. I don't think anyone wants that.

So, y'know, sorry.

So. Who here likes kittens, huh??

No, we talk about Indian cuisine in the cooking base.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:11 am

I agree with Pinner here, on a lot of stuff. Far Cry, I'm sure, is a helll of a lot better than Halo for the PC. But, that was atrocious. I don't know exactly what it is that makes Halo Xbox so wonderful, but whatever the magic, Ice Cream Jonsey already fucked the fairy. It's just not there in the PC version.

Soon the Xbox version of Far Cry will be released; I don't think it'll be as good as Halo for the Xbox because it wasn't designed primarily with controller in mind; but we shall see.

I think that, all-in-all, Far Cry PC probably outdoes Halo Xbox; Far Cry, from what I've seen, is just a better game.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 6:12 am

And besides, if you didn't want it compared to Halo, you shouldn't have done so yourself in the very first goddamn message in this thread.
Mongloid.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:18 am

I'm seeing conflicting reports about FarCry.

Is it a big island where you get to kill everyone, or is it divided up into levels?

GETCHYER FARCRY ON BITCHEZ!!! I mean, if you want.

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