Booth-cramming

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

EVERY fucking time I go into a restaurant I am seated right on top of somebody else. What the fuck? Case in point: last night Dayna and I went to the Left Hand Tap House for some CHEEP CHEEP grub. There's one other couple in a booth. The ENTIRE room was otherwise wide open.

And the waitress sits us so that our backs are to the other people. This happens CONSTANTLY. It's happened pretty much every single time since I have started noticing. Why the fuck is every single waitress commanded to do this? To piss people off intentionally? (I am not talking about those situations where the place is full and you are lucky to get a table, but rather when there's just one other group eating.)

For a while I was just moving the two of us to another table, but now I feel like a guy with a Zippo trying to escape from a felled avalanche.

[Jack Straw]

They usually have sections of the restaurant they are working. They stick you on the other side, some other cigarette smoking broad gets the tip.