Dessert requests

gsdgsd · Post by **gsdgsd** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:35 pm

So, I may be making dinner for a charming young lady of my acquaintance sometime next week.

Now, should it happen, the dinner menu is fine. Taken care of-- I know what I'll make.

However, I've never been a big dessert person-- not much of a sweet tooth. But, I think one would be a good move here. Preferably one that won't take a ton of time.

Suggestions?

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:41 pm

Like one of those messed up coffee things with frosting and crap?

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:45 pm

Use Skim Milk in all desserts. It'll keep her thighs from curdling.

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:23 pm

Make her the dessert. With a sweet chocolate sauce/whiped cream topping.

Lysander--he's here to HELP!

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:33 pm

I used to work in a fine dining restaurant and I learned a simple but elegant dessert:

Strawberries Romanov

Strawberries cut up
Pound Cake
Grand Marnier
Whipped Cream

Marinate the cut up strawberries for a few hours in Grand Marnier.

Layer pound cake and strawberries in a dish or glass and top with whipped cream. Drizzle Grand Marnier over the top.

It's elegant and helps to get her drunk.

chris · Post by **chris** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:37 pm

What kind of dessert you make depends a lot on what kind of dinner you make. You don't want to serve her Beef Wellington for dinner, then offer up some "pudding in a cloud" for dessert.

Fill us in on the dinner plans, and I'm sure we can come up with an appropriate dessert. Something with chocolate in it always works...who doesn't like chocolate?

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:02 pm

Easy desserts:

Pies

Strawberry shortcake (although pretty much every female knows this is the 'easy' dessert)

Sundaes (benefit of making little hearts with chocolate syrup that can easily be passed off as 'coincidence' if she thinks it's too gay/forward)

Various fruit crisps/cobblers that can be bought in a box kit

Tiramisu

Sperm

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:05 pm

Vitriola wrote:(benefit of making little hearts with chocolate syrup that can easily be passed off as 'coincidence' if she thinks it's too gay/forward)

If she thinks it's coincidence she's too stupid to boink anyway.

Vitriola wrote:Sperm

Hey, come on over to my house, and I'll whip you up some dessert.

Bruce

Reality Check · Post by **Reality Check** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:06 pm

Vitriola wrote:Sperm

V, please enlighten us about the magic of Sperm for easy dessert.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:12 pm

Perfact compliment to a dinner of alcohol and subtle confidence undermining, you stealer of gimmick accounts.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:24 pm

Vitriola wrote:Perfact compliment

ITYM "perfect complement," Little Miss Spermy Lips.

Bruce

Karate Expert · Post by **Karate Expert** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:25 pm

Vitriola wrote:Perfact compliment to a dinner of alcohol and subtle confidence undermining, you stealer of gimmick accounts.

FIGHT!

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Reality Check · Post by **Reality Check** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:17 am

Vitriola wrote:Perfact compliment to a dinner of alcohol and subtle confidence undermining, you stealer of gimmick accounts.

What's fun about this gimmick account is that anybody can log in as me by using the password "blahblah" - it says so right in the profile.

Reality Check · Post by **Reality Check** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:46 am

Huh. That's a good point.

Can a gimmick account said to have been "stolen" if it is essentially given to the public via its own self-described nature?

GAYBOT · Post by **GAYBOT** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:48 am

Interesting. You've given us an awful lot to think about, Reality Check.

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Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:35 am

GAYBOT wrote:Oh yeah. Uh. More tit-fucking based content, I guess.

You disgust me.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:35 am

Also, in unrelated news... I live a CHARMED LIFE.