NEEDS MORE BROOKSY

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 11:08 pm

Please reference the subject of this thread.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:05 am

Who on earth is Brooksy? Do you mean New Orleans Saints quarterback "Aaron" Brooks?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:10 am

No. But the stupid motherfucker just registered, poked around, sent me an idiotic PM and then left.

So, screw it. NEEDS LESS BROOKSY.

chris · Post by **chris** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:12 am

I think he's referring to silent film star Louise Brooks, a hot piece of ass in her own day:

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:38 am

pinback wrote:No. But the stupid motherfucker just registered, poked around, sent me an idiotic PM and then left.

So, screw it. NEEDS LESS BROOKSY.

What was the content of the "idiotic" PM?

chris wrote:I think he's referring to silent film star Louise Brooks, a hot piece of ass in her own day:

That is the hottest haircut any woman has ever had in the history of anything. Wow.

Moe Howard · Post by **Moe Howard** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:16 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:That is the hottest haircut any woman has ever had in the history of anything. Wow.

It's been done.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 5:54 pm

I'm not cutting my hair for you.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:29 pm

Mrs. Spock????

THE
NOW WHERE HAVE
I SEEN THAT DO
BEFORE
AARDVARK

II know.... Roddenberry probably got it from her

chris · Post by **chris** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 7:16 pm

AArdvark wrote:Mrs. Spock????

Now that I think of it, it kinda looks like the Romulan Tasha Yar.

brooksy · Post by **brooksy** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 11:40 pm

I'll start with a Sonnet.

Into the Golden State did stride an Easterner named Ben.
A golfer he, and coder too, he made no golfer pals.
The coders shunned him just as much as geeky coders can.
But what urked Pinback more than that was striking out with gals.
He bought a synthesizer and he moved out to the beach.
He rode his bike to Malibu, to Venice and to Watts.
His goal of scoring with the girls was somewhat out of reach.
He chalked it up one day like this, "Hey, man-- who needs them twats?"
He had a fling or two, at last, and then, picked up and moved.
He drove around this great big land, until his luck ran low.
He drove with Parliament a blarin' as he whitely grooved.
He drove until he hit a place where losers always go.
The place had harbored Robin Williams when his name was Mork.
And Pamela, that Dawber girl, when Mork she then did pork.

Lame. Fine. But at least it was a sonnet. Haikus are so 2003.

Brooksy

2 tird:| 2 login Lysandr · Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:36 am

Strike 1.

brooksy · Post by **brooksy** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:13 am

2 tird:| 2 login Lysandr wrote:Strike 1.

Am i SUPPOSED TO STAND FOR THAT?

and is my public supposed to stand for me hitting the caps-lock half-way through a post, not to mention my rand-om hyphen-ations?

Lysandr has called strike one. But it appears he has a small strike zone. I like to expand the strike zone, by painting the corners.

Can I paint your corner, Lysander?

Hmmmm....Can I?

Brooksy

chris · Post by **chris** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:36 am

I got about 3 lines into the sonnet before I hit the GONG and Chuck Barris kicked you off the stage.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:43 am

I demand the immediate banning of the following users:

1. Chris.
2. Lysander.

Brooksy comes with the greatest content this board has seen since I first showed up, and what does he get? A giant shit pie shoved right into his face.

I DEMAND it.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:39 am

pinback wrote:Brooksy comes with the greatest content this board has seen since I first showed up, and what does he get? A giant shit pie shoved right into his face.

But pie, my gentle, sonnetted friend, can also be delicious at times.

Lysander gives everyone the thumbs-down as soon as they start to post. He doesn't even waste time trying to log in. He sees someone with a post count under two and he's like "STRIKE ONE, GET OFF THE STAGE!!!!" And the thing is, if he ever went back and read his own posts, he'd kill then ban himself. Frightening!

He's come a long way. Sort of.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:40 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:He's come a long way.

Yeah, this one time, I got sperm in my eye doing that.

Bruce

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:46 am

... Excellent, Bruce! Excellent.

TMI · Post by **TMI** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 9:04 am

AUUUUUUGH

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 9:09 am

I'd just like to say that, in all seriousness. I FUCKING LOVE THIS BBS.

ust thought now was a good time to, you know, get that out.