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Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 7:01 pm

The soap dispenser at Safeway was labelled thus:

"Contamination Control Center"

The paper towel dispenser:

"Hazard Activity Critical Control Point"

My port wine cheez spread bought at Safeway:

"Cold Pack Cheese Food"

TOO MUCH TO THINK ABOUT, SAFEWAY.

This is why I shop at King Soopers, the gayest name for a grocery store since the Renaissance.

Sorry, the Noblesse Oblige Nondenominational Society Entailing Nonpaganism, Secularism, and Enforcement (NONSENSE).

k. roo · Post by **k. roo** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 8:02 am

Vitriola, um, I was wondering-- out of curiosity, do you know what the vodka at Safeway is called?

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 9:28 am

"Safeway" Ethylated Self-Medicant "Safeway" Liquid Endorphic Release "Safeway" System.

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 11:44 am

BEST OF!!!!!