[Recipe] Little Debbie Surprise

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:05 pm

1 Little Debbie (R) Oatmeal Creme Pie (TM)
1 scoop vanilla ice cream (C)
1 gigantic spray of Reddi-Whip (RTFM)

- Put one thing on top of the other, reading from the bottom up.

Mmmm!

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 8:02 pm

I prefer <i>this</i> Little Debbie Surprise.

Ingredients:
Little Debbie
Harley
The Dallas Cowboys
A $20 bill

1) Bend Little Debbie over the Harley and fuck her
2) Let the Dallas Cowboys fuck her. Some of 'em won't, because they prefer the sausage
3) Fuck her again
4) Say "surprise!" as you cram the $20 into her abused twat

Bruce

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 8:14 pm

I just wanted to talk some dessert, man.

GET IN THE HUNT!!

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 8:14 pm

just dont waste the reddiwhip

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 10:25 pm

Worst thread ever.

chris · Post by **chris** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:46 am

Vitriola wrote:Worst thread ever.

I blame Ohio for the quality of this thread.