Ice Cream Jonsey is gay.

Bill Dungsroman · Post by **Bill Dungsroman** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:55 pm

Just kidding!

So, thees is where all those mysterious occasional posters to caltrops come from.

Hey, look! Posts from 2002! I've always wondered what those were like...

Carry on!

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:48 pm

Wow, bleed over.

So, uh, what do you think of log-ins?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:19 am

Who the fuck is Bill Dungsroman?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:31 am

Bill Dungsroman wrote:Just kidding!

So, thees is where all those mysterious occasional posters to caltrops come from.

Hey, welcome to the site. The Internet just got sexier!

Hey, look! Posts from 2002! I've always wondered what those were like...

Yeah, well, I'm using Chet for my hosting here, so don't get too attached. (Just kidding, Chet!)

Bill Dungsroman · Post by **Bill Dungsroman** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 11:58 am

pinback wrote:Who the fuck is Bill Dungsroman?

The guy ICJ has quoted on this site in the past, plus linked to my football preview. Aren't you a mod here? You should read the posts (it helps).

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:05 pm

Bill Dungsroman wrote:
pinback wrote:Who the fuck is Bill Dungsroman?
The guy ICJ has quoted on this site in the past, plus linked to my football preview. Aren't you a mod here? You should read the posts (it helps).

I think the problem between Pinback and Caltrops is a mere misunderstanding. See, people think Pinback is bipolar; when, he is in fact monopolar. No need to fight, he's too down to delete any forums.

It was in parallel structure to your one recent post about him on Caltrops also.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:21 pm

Don't sweat it, Worm. From my experience, Caltrops folks ain't always the quickest on the uptake.

(EXCEPT ICJ!!!! omg he is so cool)

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:40 pm

pinback wrote:Don't sweat it, Worm. From my experience, Caltrops folks ain't always the quickest on the uptake.

(EXCEPT ICJ!!!! omg he is so cool)

Do you get some sort of perverse pleasure in knowing that everyone who meets you hates you?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:07 pm

I don't think that's an accurate reflection of reality. Most people who meet me like me, or at worst, ignore me.

Bill Dungsroman · Post by **Bill Dungsroman** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 4:03 pm

pinback wrote:Don't sweat it, Worm. From my experience, Caltrops folks ain't always the quickest on the uptake.

Evidently, your perception of one who is "quick on the uptake" is someone (you) who, after reading one peripherally derogatory comment about his review, begins screaming and throwing tantrums and DEMANDING the review be taken down, or else be subject to spam, and telling everyone at the site that they all suck (when it wasn't even a regular to the site who made the comment, it was Erik from OMM).

pinback wrote:I want the Burnout 3 review taken down immediately.

IMMEDIATELY.

Has it been taken down yet? No? Then you are NOT MOVING FAST ENOUGH.

(Hey, get it? Burnout 3: TAKEDOWN? And I'm demanding that it be TAKEN DOWN? GET IT??)

You are all fetid mucous.

pinback wrote:If the review is not taken down in the next hour, I will begin cutting and pasting articles about dogs eating their own feces into every single forum on this website, hundreds of times over.

Here's a little "taste":

---

Although most people find it repulsive, it is quite natural for dogs, especially puppies to eat feces. (Feces found in kitty's litter box is an especially favorite treat.) Fresh feces closely resemble the first solid food the puppy ate: warm, semi-solid, semi-digested food that mom regurgitated for her pups to eat.

Often this behavior...

I'll stop there, for everyone's sake.

Or does "being quick on the uptake" mean composing rambling invective that would make a professional wrestler cringe when someone (me) asks who someone whose name had only appeared once before, years ago (you) as a partial author?

pinback wrote:Oh me? Aw, don't mind me. Just a regular ol' guy, nothing to worry about. I'm nobody, really... Oh -- nobody except...

...YOUR WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE, BILL DUGRNONSONOMGRONROMAN! I'm like that nightmare you WAKE UP from, but then it turns out you're STILL IN THE NIGHTMARE, so you wake up from THAT one, but you're in yet ANOTHER NIGHTMARE, and then you wake up from THAT one, and all of a sudden you're in a dream where you're a cupcake, except all the frosting on you represents war, so you try eating all of the frosting in an attempt to bring about world peace, but then your mother comes in and catches you eating yourself, and you're so embarrassed that you wake up...

...and you're STILL IN THE NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!

boostboostboostboostboostboostboostboostboostboostboostboost

That's what I got for asking, "Who the fuck is Pinback?" At least I spelled your name right

pinback wrote:(EXCEPT ICJ!!!! omg he is so cool)

Pinback's working definition of "cool:"

pinback wrote:For the record, I didn't write the review for this stupid website. I wrote it for THIS stupid website: http://joltcountry.com, and the Sysop there could not contain his creamy enthusiasm and insisted on hitting CTRL-C, then coming over here, hitting CTRL-V, and then adding pictures to it.

Personally, I wouldn't write one word for this idiotic piece of shit if you paid me. I hate you all.

Die die die.

TTFN.

"Creamy enthusiasm;" "stupid website;" oh, and spam threats. Way to stab your friends in the back, pinner.

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 4:46 pm

Hi, JQR!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:05 pm

Bill Dungsroman wrote:
pinback wrote:Don't sweat it, Worm. From my experience, Caltrops folks ain't always the quickest on the uptake.
Evidently, your perception of one who is "quick on the uptake" is someone (you) who, after reading one peripherally derogatory comment about his review, begins screaming and throwing tantrums and DEMANDING the review be taken down, or else be subject to spam, and telling everyone at the site that they all suck (when it wasn't even a regular to the site who made the comment, it was Erik from OMM).

pinback wrote:I want the Burnout 3 review taken down immediately.

IMMEDIATELY.

Has it been taken down yet? No? Then you are NOT MOVING FAST ENOUGH.

(Hey, get it? Burnout 3: TAKEDOWN? And I'm demanding that it be TAKEN DOWN? GET IT??)

You are all fetid mucous.

pinback wrote:If the review is not taken down in the next hour, I will begin cutting and pasting articles about dogs eating their own feces into every single forum on this website, hundreds of times over.

Here's a little "taste":

---

Although most people find it repulsive, it is quite natural for dogs, especially puppies to eat feces. (Feces found in kitty's litter box is an especially favorite treat.) Fresh feces closely resemble the first solid food the puppy ate: warm, semi-solid, semi-digested food that mom regurgitated for her pups to eat.

Often this behavior...
I'll stop there, for everyone's sake.

Or does "being quick on the uptake" mean composing rambling invective that would make a professional wrestler cringe when someone (me) asks who someone whose name had only appeared once before, years ago (you) as a partial author?

pinback wrote:Oh me? Aw, don't mind me. Just a regular ol' guy, nothing to worry about. I'm nobody, really... Oh -- nobody except...

...YOUR WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE, BILL DUGRNONSONOMGRONROMAN! I'm like that nightmare you WAKE UP from, but then it turns out you're STILL IN THE NIGHTMARE, so you wake up from THAT one, but you're in yet ANOTHER NIGHTMARE, and then you wake up from THAT one, and all of a sudden you're in a dream where you're a cupcake, except all the frosting on you represents war, so you try eating all of the frosting in an attempt to bring about world peace, but then your mother comes in and catches you eating yourself, and you're so embarrassed that you wake up...

...and you're STILL IN THE NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!

boostboostboostboostboostboostboostboostboostboostboostboost
That's what I got for asking, "Who the fuck is Pinback?" At least I spelled your name right

pinback wrote:(EXCEPT ICJ!!!! omg he is so cool)
Pinback's working definition of "cool:"
pinback wrote:For the record, I didn't write the review for this stupid website. I wrote it for THIS stupid website: http://joltcountry.com, and the Sysop there could not contain his creamy enthusiasm and insisted on hitting CTRL-C, then coming over here, hitting CTRL-V, and then adding pictures to it.

Personally, I wouldn't write one word for this idiotic piece of shit if you paid me. I hate you all.

Die die die.

TTFN.
"Creamy enthusiasm;" "stupid website;" oh, and spam threats. Way to stab your friends in the back, pinner.

I think you're missin' the point here, Billykins.

(But, like I said, not always quick on the uptake, those folks.)

Bill Dungsroman · Post by **Bill Dungsroman** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:30 pm

pinback wrote:I think you're missin' the point here, Billykins.

(But, like I said, not always quick on the uptake, those folks.)

I can't wait for you to tell me what the point is, pins.

Except, there isn't one.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:33 pm

Bill Dungsroman wrote:I can't wait for you to tell me what the point is, pins.

Except, there isn't one.

You're really failing to grasp the "magic"* of Pinback, here, BDR.

*Inside joke!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:35 pm

oh no this is not what i wanted

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:35 pm

Lysander wrote:Hi, JQR!

It's "JQW" you mindless spigot of nonsense.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:43 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Lysander wrote:Hi, JQR!
It's "JQW" you mindless spigot of nonsense.

Still, I think he's on the money.

BDR is just JQW on speed and browsing the net with a pair of fish eye lense glasses.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:21 pm

Bill Dungsroman wrote:
pinback wrote:I think you're missin' the point here, Billykins.

(But, like I said, not always quick on the uptake, those folks.)
I can't wait for you to tell me what the point is, pins.

Except, there isn't one.

"[The point is], you don't understand this, and you never will." - Dr. Frasier Crane

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:29 pm

I *like* this thread. This is beginning to make for the lack of 1 and "a bug"

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 7:45 pm

Here's the point.

pinback wrote:Who the fuck is Bill Dungsroman?

Who the fuck is Pinback? NT by Bill Dungsroman 11/20/2004, 1:14am CST

Ice Cream Jonsey is gay.

Ice Cream Jonsey is gay.

Re: Ice Cream Jonsey is gay.