Jerk my pork.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 9:46 pm

Tell me this isn't a beautiful pork chop. I fucking dare you. Check out those grill marks, goddammit! This was all done in a cheesy-ass 1BR apartment kitchen with a low-rent electric range!

I dedicate this jerk pork chop to the memory of my uncle, Larry Perlman, who was -- let's face it -- kind of a jerk.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 10:11 pm

That is beautiful.

So, are there any nice guys who OD on heroin?

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 11:45 am

What food are you gonna photograph and memorialize in honor of the OD? A big dish of hard candy?

THE
NOD NOD
AARDVARK

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:17 pm

That looks like a family of eels attacking a ship made of pressed ham.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:21 pm

If the taste in lampreys is half as good as your taste in discount commemorative dishware, then this dinner is sure to be fantastic!

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:22 pm

ICJ! YOU FAT SONUVABITCH, YOU HAVE TIME TO POST ON HERE BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BACK??!!

chris · Post by **chris** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 8:02 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:If the taste in lampreys is half as good as your taste in discount commemorative dishware, then this dinner is sure to be fantastic!

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Great lookin' pork chop (if you ignore all of the CRAP surrounding it). Might want to invest in something better than Bounty paper towel placemats though.