[Recipe] Valentine's Day Disaster

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:48 pm

Spinach salad:

Walnuts, gorgonzola, bacon, pears, balsamic vinegar and olive oil.

Chicken Satay Appetizer:

1 lb. chicken, cut into strips

Some marinade involving veg. oil, cumin, coriander, turmeric, pepper, lemon juice, sugar, fish sauce, soy sauce

Some peanut dipping sauce involving coconut milk, ground peanuts, red curry paste, lemon juice, fish sauce

Gauze, water, box of chocolates

Mix marinade. Marinate chicken. Thread onto skewers.

Cook peanut sauce, pour into bowl.

Broil chicken skewers, place onto plate. Stupidly, idiotically, surprisingly soberly, grab the handled cook pan that HAD JUST BEEN broiling (that's 550 degrees, kids) with bare hand to place into sink. Scream, drop pan, break handle off pan, run water over all pads of fingers as second degree burn blisters form. Fight with boyfriend about whether or not one should be driven to urgent care. Apply gauze, cry, eat chocolates until sick. Forget the gnocchi with pesto sauce that was to be cooked. Type BBS message with 1 hand.

Clare · Post by **Clare** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:04 pm

Just a burnt finger - really not that bad in comparison...

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:25 pm

Who the fuck is "Clare"? I'll fix your post FOR FREE.

Sam Barlow · Post by **Sam Barlow** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:27 pm

Frodo Baggins · Post by **Frodo Baggins** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:28 pm

Oh. Just a burnt finger? Pussy.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:14 pm

Sam Barlow wrote::(

Hey!! The Borrowed Time guy!

chris · Post by **chris** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 3:24 am

Next time, just do what we did: get your Valentine's day dinner from Dinosaur BBQ.

(Okay okay, I *was* going to make something for dinner yesterday, but I have a bad cold, and used that as an excuse to not cook.)

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 9:33 am

Broil chicken skewers, place onto plate. Stupidly, idiotically, surprisingly soberly, grab the handled cook pan that HAD JUST BEEN broiling (that's 550 degrees, kids)

You're going to want to be careful about that. The Helpful Chef's Helpful Helper suggests draping a towel over the handle as soon as you take it out, to remind you (and others!) not to touch!

Type BBS message with 1 hand.

You do that too?

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 1:16 pm

I think my first words after the scream were "Ben TOLD me not to do that".

milker · Post by **milker** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 4:32 pm

Its a good thing you opted out of the flaming dessert.

Robb likes his bananna soft!

[Recipe] Valentine's Day Disaster

[Recipe] Valentine's Day Disaster

Re: [Recipe] Valentine's Day Disaster

Flaming Banannas