Pimp my ride Segway

[milker]

I want to add this picture and see the captions people come up with.

I saw this on the segway website:

Here are my thoughts on this:

Yo, now with this baby I can line ho's up 5 blocks deep


Or


Yo, now I can push crack and escape quicker in the alley ways.

or how about this:

I am gonna graffiti the hell out of this ramp 5 and get away on this
bitch

Or

Now I can slam 5 40's a O.E. and still get home

I mean come on, I thought of getting a Segway, but I guess now they are the item of choice for big booty bitches on MTV.

That guy kind of looks like Fab 5 Freddy, YO!

[AArdvark]

"How do you like my pimped out lawn spreader"





THE
GRASS IS GREENER
AARDVARK

[milker]

Nice one,

How about this:

If I could I would have 16 inch woofers on this and throw down some bling on the handle bars.

Or

I'm SHORTY the pimp, I used to have a limpppp

And that is why I bought this baby!