Jolt Country, a call to arms!

[Lysander]

http://www.crush007.com

This is quite possibly the most boring and trite thing I have seen on the internet. So let's break it, and be creative in teh comedy at hte same time! How?

Google "crush007." CLick "more results from crush007.com.

Use this to go to random peoples' crush links, and fill in the most terrifying things you can. Post your works of art in this very thread!

[Lysander]

Getting this party started right, and I do believe this to be my finest work of comedy:

Your Name :
John Smith the 53676th
Your Email :
noone@youllneverfindme.com
Gender :
Male

Name of your biggest crush:
Anne Coulter
2.
Name of your first crush:
Haley Joel Ozborne
3.
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend ?
Yes
4.
If Yes, Write down his/her name:
Michael Jackson
5.
If you have a boyfriend or girlfriend, what is the current status of your relationship ?
Wanna break off after having sex
6.
Ever had sex in your life ?
Yes
7.
Do you watch porn sites/movies ?
Yes
8.
How many times do you masturbate in a week ?
Never
9.
Are you attracted to an individual of the same sex ?
Yes
10.
Which skin color would you prefer in your partner ?
Dark
11.
What turns you ON the most ? (Hair, eyes, etc)
The screams. Oh god yes, the *screams*.
12.
What is your favorite sexual position?
Raping the bitch with a soldering iron. Aaaaiiaahahahahahaahaa... sorry.

The following information about you has been mailed to Carissa, carissawelton@hotmail.com.

[pinback]

Haley Joel Ozborne

Osment.

[Lysander]

Damit. Thanks.

[Haley Joel Ozborne]

I see blind people!

[Lysander]

LOl?

[nessman]

What do blind people use for porn? I can't imagine there'd be a braille edition of Penthouse.

[Lysander]

We take home the anatomy dummie.