pinback wrote:I do good intro emails, but then after that, I have nothing to say.
I think that's because I have nothing to say. "Instead of talking, can I just cook you something, or fart a banshee, or give you $300 or something?"
You'd be surprised how poorly this is received.
Yeah, you know what? There's no helping you. You can't be helped and I certainly can't do anything TO help.
You're an alcoholic and until you deal with that nobody will ever truly love you and the only women that will be interested in you are the controlling dicktease types who will simply keep you around to improve their own sense of self-worth.
I wish you'd see a psychologist and get the help you need. Don't get me wrong -- there's one bitch with a million (well, 3 billion) faces out there but you won't be able to meet Miss Right because you hate yourself so much and drink so often.
If leaving this stupid BBS will help in some small way with the larger problems you have then I am all for it.
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:6) "... because they're in first place?" Fags who don't keep up on sports are a dime a dozen. Don't be that guy. Having a baseball team that doesn't let you field grounders if you buy the Class AA season ticket is a big deal to these people.
I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you on this one. In a woman's mind, enjoyment of sports = less time to pay attention to her. She'll think that if you like the Nats, you'll spend all of your free time going to games, or going to bars with your friends to watch games. Lay low on the sports stuff until you have the bitch reeled in, and then start trickling in the sports.
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Yeah, you know what? There's no helping you. You can't be helped and I certainly can't do anything TO help.
I don't... wait, let me check...
...no, I don't remember asking for your help.
What a vile, petulant, insufferably childish post. You never really learned how to deal with things not being exactly your way, did you? Scream at this, kick that, call people names...
You're a nine year old in a 30 (or whatever) year old body.
pinback wrote:What a vile, petulant, insufferably childish post. You never really learned how to deal with things not being exactly your way, did you? Scream at this, kick that, call people names...
You're a nine year old in a 30 (or whatever) year old body.
Seems to me that this applies more to you than to ICJ.
I mean seriously, you post a message here that you're leaving unless ICJ bribes you with whores or cash to stay? WTF is that? Do you really think you're so fucking special and such an indespensible member of this board that you should be PAID for you posts?
Christ, can you POSSIBLY be that big of an asshole?
chris wrote:I mean seriously, you post a message here that you're leaving unless ICJ bribes you with whores or cash to stay?
And, let's be accurate here: I just said I was leaving. Jonsey is the one who came back begging and pleading, yelling and screaming, to get me to stay.
chris wrote:I mean seriously, you post a message here that you're leaving unless ICJ bribes you with whores or cash to stay?
And, let's be accurate here: I just said I was leaving. Jonsey is the one who came back begging and pleading, yelling and screaming, to get me to stay.
I simply asked "why." Not that I ever got an answer. If I got an answer that would be telling!!!
ICJ wrote:Look. I can't have an opinion on here. My job is to be everybody's friend and let them know that the administrator is not asking them to leave. You want to have meaningful conversations, well, I can't on here. Because to be meaningful you must disagree.
Wah, fucking wah. You're so busy being everyone's apologist that you don't even realize that your friends spend more time on groovenet or groucho than here. Jesus Christ, grow some balls and they will come.
Also, I like how he (ICJ) decides to make my last few weeks here contentious and hostile, stopping at every turn to call out my many emotional difficulties, jabbing at me as viciously as he can, rather than just enjoying the time we have left, and making this a nice little bon voyage party.
Everyone else, he sucks their dicks for every post they make here.
Me, his so-called "buddy", his second-in-command here for the past three years, me, he treats like a fat baby's used diaper.
