Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I was assured that this one wasn't sticking around for too long.
Even if she was, I didn't put her in the bedroom or within sight of your monitor, so she could hardly have any effect on your life.
Haha, totally, except that three posts up there's a jpg of one of them which, by definition, is within sight of the monitor.
Nice try, Shecky, now get off the stage so your C-List comedic peers "Prop Comic" and "Seltzer Guy" can blab their equally poor nonsense during amateur hour.
You stay out of this. I'll cut you. I was simply relating the facts as they were explained to me-- the one that won't eat is leaving as soon as it eats. Or as soon as it continues to not eat, in which case it will die.
"Oooh, I'm too scared to eat!!!" -- the new snake
Pathetic. Aren't they crowded for space at the "Reptile Rescue"? I can think of Candidate #1 who ought to be let go. Those that can't be bothered to eat a delicious mouse.
Worm wrote:Hey, can snakes eat eggs? It would be easy enough to just shove an egg in it, right?
That's what I thought. I don't know that the latest one is big enough to get its head around a raw egg, but what do I know... they are able to look like they dislocate their jaws or expand like the Hulk or something.
There is a very good chance if it won't eat that someone -- me -- will drop one of those Cadbury mini chocolate eggs into the cage to see what happens. Think of it as someone going "PSYCHE!" to a hungry reptile ("sssSSSYCHE," I guess).
Frankie, taken during a 1 second pause while trying to crawl at mach 3 out of this godforsaken place:
If you see her irl, she is a gorgeous red and orange and brown, and would never actually attack a human. Just, you know, fly like a bat out of hell outta here.
(Ignore the man hands. No sunblock can withstand 10 hours of driving each day.)
Well, Dayna got a new snake... it's the ugliest thing I've ever seen. It's a ball python but it looks like someone stuck it in a Snake Melting Oven and smeared its stripes around. It's hideous.
But hey, it's not pooping outside the pan or vomiting regularly so it's automatically the third best creature in the house.
