The Xenophobe Files

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:42 pm

you lucky, jammy bastard.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:01 pm

Whose Star Trek dolls are those in the background?

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:12 pm

Busted!!

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:57 pm

OK, it's not an environmental game.

Thank you for prominently placing The Pawn's 5-1/4 floppy box in a place of honor.

How much living space is left over there? I picture the living room shrinking dramaticly.

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Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:43 pm

AArdvark wrote:OK, it's not an environmental game. Thank you for prominently placing The Pawn's 5-1/4 floppy box in a place of honor. How much living space is left over there? I picture the living room shrinking dramaticly.

Yeah, the Pawn, GoT, KO and Jinxter are on the top of the shelf there. I know I'm a huge dork, but the boxes really are good-looking.

As it turns out, I was able to create space by moving things around. I would not be able to add anything else, though. Luckily, I shouldn't have to. Geez, I don't know... I can't think of anything else I'd need before I get out of the apartment. No... the only thing I'd need to get out of the apartment is cat vomit, LORF.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:03 pm

Vitriola wrote:Whose Star Trek dolls are those in the background?

They're not dolls, they're 25th anniversary commemorative collectables.

Jethro Q. Walrustitty · Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:11 am

I was going to make a snide comment around James T. Kirk sitting there looking like he's pulling some invisible bitch's hair and smacking her ass... but really, just the mere presence of such a thing makes any comments unnecessary. Snicker, snicker.

Hint: do what I do. Draw a box and ctrl-y out all the potentially embarressing shit that you don't want abuse about online. IrfanView is your friend.

So anyway, congrats. What's the prognosis on Crystal Castles?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:14 pm

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:I was going to make a snide comment around James T. Kirk sitting there looking like he's pulling some invisible bitch's hair and smacking her ass... but really, just the mere presence of such a thing makes any comments unnecessary. Snicker, snicker.

This is great, coming from someone who is displaying all over his house:

o Lara Croft action figures (yes... with an "s")

o Starship Troopers action figures (unbelievable)

o Those two old fucks from the Muppet Show. Aside from the fact that the Muppet Show is a stupid concept that deserved to be buried in the early 80s, and one that nobody over the age of 6 ought to interested in.

o Multiple Duke Nukem figures (yes... with an "s")

What else is there, Jeffie? Alien vs. Predator dolls? Light sabres? Let it all hang out, you GODDAMN TOOL OF EMBARASSMENT.

What's the prognosis on Crystal Castles?

A guy is coming to fix it in a couple weeks.

JQW · Post by **JQW** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:10 am

I own not a single Lara Croft product. The closest is a copy of the latest Tomb Raider game that was packed-in with my 6600GT video card.

Perhaps you're thinking of back on Elmwood, in the Debasement, where I had the photos of the official Eidos Lara Croft model in the outfit then nude. At the time, you were sporting a Lara Croft figure on top of your monitor.

I have two Duke figures after one fell and the leg fell off. It makes a great Christmas-tree topper. I'll have fun explaining that to my kid.

No Starship Troopers action figures, just a bug. You were the one who was anxious to buy the Dina Meyer action figure. (Note that my definition of action figure is of the traditional ~4" tall blister-pack thing. And no, that doesn't mean that I have a 12" Johnny Rico in my collection, either.)

I'm going to hazard a guess here that you have "Clerks" action figures. You fucking NERD.

So, anyway, lemme know what the story was on your Crystal Castles. I'm curious.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:49 pm

JQW wrote:I'm going to hazard a guess here that you have "Clerks" action figures. You fucking NERD.

Randal is mine.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:58 pm

sO....That's a yes. A resounding yes. I've never seen the movie so I guess I wouldn't know.

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Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:11 pm

AArdvark wrote:sO....That's a yes. A resounding yes. I've never seen the movie so I guess I wouldn't know.

Brodie Bruce was in Mallrats, so technically I own no Clerks figures.

And come on, every geek worth his salt either gets the Brodie Bruce figure or the Stewie one from Family Guy that came out recently.

Though I do have a Mysterio figure on my monitor at work. I think you can get away with one such item on your monitor. Any more and you're a huge dork, any less and you have no soul. Unfortunately, Mysterio's arm keeps breaking off and I have to find superglue constantly to get it to stay on.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:25 pm

The Penguin's unbrella top keps falling off the pole on the one you gave me for my desk. However, I work with nobody who even knows who the hell this is. As long as it doesn't look Satanic or gay, I can pretty much get away with anything with these people, like wearing my Amon Amarth baby-T in the office.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:43 pm

As long as it doesn't look Satanic or gay

I guess that rules out the Daredevil one, then.