
[No10KST]SOMETIMES BANANA SPEAKS
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[No10KST]See, Vitriola said that as well. And I couldn't believe it. I refused to, in fact.
How can that THING be consumed? In any way? Are you talking about donating it to the local slurry processing plant or something? Is this a tax credit sort of deal?
Because we are simple people who don't go down to the factory (or the local charities) that often.
How can that THING be consumed? In any way? Are you talking about donating it to the local slurry processing plant or something? Is this a tax credit sort of deal?
Because we are simple people who don't go down to the factory (or the local charities) that often.
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!
Really Sir,
It behooves me to communicate to you that the picture you have so blatantly posted is really quite out of order. The aforementioned 'banana', and I use the term with the utmost of elasticity, is indeed in the latter stages of decomposition. I would, rightly, request that you make reparations in a timely manner and in the future only produce photographs of ripe fruit in good condition. This pertains to all photographs of food, not just of the banana family. I should warn you,sir, that
civil action can be only avoided by the prompt reparations to the banana family and a letter of apology to one Maria Chiquita
to whom this banana belongs.
Thank you for your prompt action in this matter,
Content Advisor par excellence
CC: MQ & NBBA, ESQ.
It behooves me to communicate to you that the picture you have so blatantly posted is really quite out of order. The aforementioned 'banana', and I use the term with the utmost of elasticity, is indeed in the latter stages of decomposition. I would, rightly, request that you make reparations in a timely manner and in the future only produce photographs of ripe fruit in good condition. This pertains to all photographs of food, not just of the banana family. I should warn you,sir, that
civil action can be only avoided by the prompt reparations to the banana family and a letter of apology to one Maria Chiquita
to whom this banana belongs.
Thank you for your prompt action in this matter,
Content Advisor par excellence
CC: MQ & NBBA, ESQ.