You can't look at any abbreviation with W and J anymore without trying to figure out the gimmick. I came up with "What Should Jesus Ingest Friday?" or "Who Should Jesus Injure Forthwith?"
What do I have to do to get interviewed about IF? How can I make it any clearer to the Wall Street Journal and New York Times and Cowhump, Colorado Daily Tattler that I am available? I hope J-Scott does contact me about GetLamp because he's getting all my best material.