[RECIPE] Thanksgiving Turkey!!

[pinback]

[AArdvark]

Have you not unpacked yet? That's a card table. You have a card table as a major furnishing. Well, you DO move a lot....

How come Pinback is the only one to expose breasts on this board? That's wrong. Just wrong


THE
TURKEYBURGER
AARDVARK

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

His next girlfriend will make him throw the card table out or, if I ever see him again, I will.

[Stanislav Petrov]

I went to Jonsey's and Vitriola's for Thanksgiving. Finally, I had a fucking reason for ruining my career.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Thanks, Stan.

I had the following made for me through someone special slaving over a hot stove for six hours:

o One turkey
o Five green beans
o Mashed potatoes with the skin on
o Dinner rolls
o Cranberry sauce (I did not eat this)
o Stuffing
o A key lime pie
o Gravy

It was very succulent and tempting! I enjoyed it much and none of it came in a loaf. The meal was only marred by some silver-haired Soviet jumping on my laptop to post to a snotty bulletin board.