Long live!

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:57 pm

YahooGroups! wrote: tristateherp
5 Members, Archives: Public

Centered in Chattanooga, TN Tri-State Herp will be serving TN, GA, AL, and NC. We are the area only special creation based herp society. We are made up of primarily Christians, but any animal enthusiast of good moral character is welcome to join.

Next year, Tri-State herp will be serving AR, certain shacks of umbiguous statehood, and all the straight people in FL.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:41 pm

Ballpythoncave wrote:Thanks for all the replies. I will continue to pick up my Balls with
both hands.

The first message I got from this group.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:02 pm

Vitriola wrote:
Ballpythoncave wrote:Thanks for all the replies. I will continue to pick up my Balls with both hands.
The first message I got from this group.

A career ending performance by Ballpythoncave OR a supremely crafted final message. He never needs to say anything ever again. In his life. That post should be imprinted in felt on all his clothes.

In fact, it would be worth pretending to own a ball python and going on about caring for it for several years just to end with that line.

What's the link to the squirrel group equivalent? In 2008, after psuedonymiously becoming an important part of their community I want to write a "Thanks for all the replies. I will continue to feed the squirrels my nuts one at a time" and leave, never to be heard from again.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:38 pm

ballpythoncave wrote:In addition to our snakes...my sons are big time into Tarantulas and they have a very impressive collection.

We recently bred/showed Maine Coon cats...and have now switched to Bengals ( to keep the exotic thing going) and also show Basset Hounds.

As for an introduction, my name is Brian and along with my Hubby ( it's a Gay thing ) and our two sons ( 6 and 6.5 ) we are the Desert Tribe and live in New Mexico.

Gee, really, a Gay thing?? I wasn't getting that AT ALL.

Don't mess with the Desert Tribe.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:53 am

Vitriola wrote:
As for an introduction, my name is Brian and along with my Hubby ( it's a Gay thing ) and our two sons ( 6 and 6.5 ) we are the Desert Tribe and live in New Mexico.
Gee, really, a Gay thing?? I wasn't getting that AT ALL.

They could have at least given their Fag Hag time to pump ONE kid out before they filled her up with donate goo for the second kid. I know that in a gay (male) relationship, someone is deathly horny at all times (oh do I!) but their actions are going to, by proxy, get some poor woman killed.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:21 am

Let's get back to the Desert Tribe. What the fuck is he talking about? I'm tempted to ask.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:22 pm

CBS news wrote:The AFC playoffs top the news today! Denver is experiencing what doctors call 'playoff euphoria'! What BBQ should YOU eat? Wednesday's child.

It's only Wednesday! That's not a real affliction! You're celebrating your team by eating it's namesake? Look! He likes DENVER FOOTBALL, won't you give him a home?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:13 pm

Wednesday's Child is an orphan they try give away out here if you manage to do a good impression of Jake Plummer over the air?

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:17 am

I like how throughout this entire thread, the only one talking to Dayna is Robb.

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:47 am

I don't know what a Tri-State-Herp is, so I didn't bother. Perhaps it's something one gets from being promiscuous in three states?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:41 pm

Lysander wrote:I like how throughout this entire thread, the only one talking to Dayna is Robb.

Up until today there were like three people posting here for a week. We had to make due with what we had. We were posting with crisp, dry wood , a flint and leaves.

The leaves were really uncomfortable.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:41 pm

I was posting stupid drivel I found on Yahoo Groups. Did you have to know what Tri-State Herp was? No. Did you have to recognize that a Southern Christian herp group calling themselves Tri-State Herp served FOUR states? Yes.