Review: Tylenol Gel Cap, Punctured

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:23 pm

THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER TO TOUCH MY TONGUE!!!

THE LIQUID GGGGGOT OUT, SHIT! !!!

ZERO!!!! OUT OF FIVE STARS!

AVOID!

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:25 am

This sounds like someone experiencing gay sex for the first time. hehehehehehhe

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AARDVARK

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:15 pm

It was an Advil gelcap.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:06 pm

I know all about those sneaky bastards . One time I tried to eat four of the regular advils, found out that I could not dry swallow them (because of the cottonmouth that accompanies a hangover). By the time I found a glass and filled it with nice cool water the sugar coating had dissolved and the lovely taste of raw advil was making me dry heave.

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URRRGH!
AARDVARK