Can I get some respect around here: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

The Judge · Post by **The Judge** » Sun Nov 24, 2002 10:52 pm

The votes have been tallied, yet the future of our planet still hangs in the balance!

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 1:22 am

Where are the "Worm", "Ben", and "He-Man" options?

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 1:31 am

Well, I don't wish to speak for "The Judge" but the original poll ended up in a tie between Lex and "1", hence the need for a "FINAL SHOWDOWN".

I find this all a bit silly, myself.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 4:22 am

I think the Judge appreciates you clarifying that.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 5:38 am

I should win, because compared to "1" I bring more content. I have also proven this "1" to be incompetent at General Knowledge, which is vital if you are to WIN A LITTLE RESPECT.

"1" = Exceptionally amusing.
"Lex" = bitter, depressed 18-year-old you can all relate to in one form or another, even if this "relationship" is considered illegal in certain states.

It's your choice.

It's just that I deserve to win.

I would like to now here 1's ending statement.

1 · Post by 1 » Mon Nov 25, 2002 1:31 pm

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 2:20 pm

I would like to now here 1's ending statement.

I voted for 1 in the first round and Lex this time, but I do have to say, 1's spelling is better.

The Judge · Post by **The Judge** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 11:03 pm

We have a winner! The public has spoken, and the person and/or entity who deserves the most respect is:

1!

Let's hear from the winner!

1 · Post by 1 » Mon Nov 25, 2002 11:04 pm

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 6:43 am

I bow to 1! ALL PHEAR 1!!!

There is no way to warez @1@. I tried, believe me I tried.

Shit, do I have to be his minion now? How the hell do you "minionate" for an inanimate number?

2 · Post by 2 » Thu Nov 28, 2002 11:42 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Nov 29, 2002 1:11 am

Ah!! We have a rivalry now, boys!!

Fight, you two! Fight... for supremacy! The New Numerical Order!

Gentleman Jack Jabber · Fri Dec 13, 2002 2:22 am

I say! Guests should now be able to vote in polls. Can any "guests" verify that this is true?

Phil Fogg · Post by **Phil Fogg** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 6:07 pm

This guest, for one, appears to be unable to cast his well-deserved ballot. Blimey.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 12:59 pm

Phil, thanks for your interest in JOLT COUNTRY Brand Polls.

Current Estimate to Fix this Current error: 27 days.

Currently.

You know who I miss? The JC Comedy Players. Plural users always put a smile on my face.

We Are Hot Chicks · Post by **We Are Hot Chicks** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 8:14 pm

Give us the continuum transfunctioner and we will give you pleasure.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 10:53 pm

A smile on my face and a smile iN MY PANTS!!

Hey, this is the exact post where I went from "eccentric" to "creepy." Lol, all!

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:43 pm

Seven points!

Cha-CHING!!

The Jury · Post by **The Jury** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:52 pm

Ben wrote:Seven points!

Cha-CHING!!

At least you tried on the other ones, Ben. What the fuck is this half-assed shit? Seven points? Is this just completely random?

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:57 pm

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(THAT was completely random!)

Can I get some respect around here: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

Who Deserves the Most Respect?

Can I get some respect around here: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

Candidates to Arms!

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