This Weekend on JC.Com

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

It's sure to be a busy weekend, as ICJ's company gives him Friday off for "March Madness"!

o What Limb Would You Give Up For This? Installment 3! Q*bert! And it's in Longmont already! How does Jonsey react, knowing that his 94th best game prevents him from grabbing one in the top 30?

o >drop pride. You don't see any pride here! The main page has been advertising it for a month -- what happened when Paul and Robb chew the fat about IF for Boulder, CO? Special guest appearance by gsdgsd and Vitriola!

o I was a teenaged Oblivion purchaser. It's Thursday. Will EB finally sell ICJ a copy of Oblivion, or will punches have to be thrown? Features delightful cameos from both "drink lye" and "I would love to fight you right now"!

o Don't give me no lip, girl! ICJ tries once again to get his Crystal Castles game working, Berthilda wants another two months to sleep in. Parental discretion advised.

All this and more on.... The New Jolt Country Dot Com!!!

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Lex AND Debaser??! The lineup just improved significantly!