I got a new toy!

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 9:57 pm

Bought a 12-gauge pump shotgun yesterday. Remington 870. *WITH TAX*, $249. Spent today shooting clays at the local trap field. My shoulder hurts, and I have to leave for New Jersey tomorrow, but damn, what a great toy.

Bruce

P.S. Yes, MONKEY MONKEY, it *IS* a penis substitute. Because if I could knock sporting clays out of the air at 50 yards with my dick, I sure wouldn't need a shotgun.

MONKEY MONKEY · Post by **MONKEY MONKEY** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 1:42 am

HELPFUL HINT TO ALL JOLT COUNTRY NEWBIES:

"CLAY" IS THE NAME OF BRUEC "SPECIAL FREIND".

(BECAUSE HE ISA FAGOIT)

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 6:54 pm

Hah, and sporting clay is when you dress him up in tennis gear right?

That sounds something really fun to do. Was it hard to find a place to shoot clay pigeons? I really don't dig guns. I am anti-fun, but, how much is the ammo and what not? It seems like it would get expensive with all the bought shooting time, ammo, not to mention the foundation purchase of a gun.

Are you going to get all 01D sch001 and buy a blunderbuss next? Or become an N.R.A memberlike Tom Selleck?
Tell me I'm bored.

edit: Word freak removed to not be a douche bag.

loafergirl · Post by **loafergirl** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 12:56 am

Oh great, another idiot with a gun. =P

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 4:07 pm

Worm wrote: That sounds something really fun to do. Was it hard to find a place to shoot clay pigeons?

No. Busch Wildlife Sanctuary has a range where you pay $3 for a round of trap or skeet (I guess the skeet price is the same, I haven't tried it). And no, you don't shoot the wildlives at the range. The cost-per-hour is about the same as, or slightly less than, bowling.

Bruce

Tom Selleck · Post by **Tom Selleck** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 7:17 pm

loafergirl wrote:Oh great, another idiot with a gun. =P

You are violating my second ammendment rights.

Worm: I frankly prefer katanas and knives to play with but I don't have a striking post or anything. I'm thinking of taking a bit of cement and making one.

Tom: Stop interupting.

Worm: Put on some fucking pants! I'd really like to find a local place were I could get a staff and beat the shit out of another guy with a staff. I don't even know what they are called though. I don't want a karate school ... simply like a weapon oriented course. I was going to take fencing but I don't know ... isn't it sort of gay.