a fun pol

[a bug]

fun 4 u, from bug-- sory 4 bad tiping in poll

[a bug]

thx 4 fixing poll jonsy sory 4 mistake

cant wat 4 new keybrd

[Horus P. Truthteller]

Gah! Arehgh!!! *sigh* I...I can keep it in no longer...The truth *will* come out tonight, for I must wholeheartedly admit the follow:

This new, simple 'a bug' character is definitely one of the most endearing, sweetest characters to ever grace the net (with the Nectarine a close second).

There. I said it. And you know what?

It felt good. Its good to be honest.



Horus P. Truthteller

[Lex]

I know what you meen, the first time he posted over on Groucho (which it'll probably become illegal to mention soon) I felt my heart grow twice as big.
I think it's quite amasing that so many people agree he must be a cute li'l hardbacked guy. Ladybug would be cool, but I find beetle more likley.
Still, we'll all find out in time.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I know what you meen, the first time he posted over on Groucho (which it'll probably become illegal to mention soon)

????????

[Lex]

Just considering the possibility of these two becoming rivals.
But, damnit Jonsey, I will never get any work done ever.
For almost an entire year it's been Groucho, just Groucho. Now it's Groucho, Jolt Country, SA & Pinback's forum.

I know you read, like, 20, so when the fuck do you get any work done?


Also, you may have noticed I'm slightly more of an asshole on this forum. I've found my true self, you see. I am a troll, and shall live happily ever after as one.

Grunt

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Well, lately they banned SA and Old Man Murray from work, so my productivity has increased in that respect. I also stopped checking out the Straight Dope forum because I realized that more than 1 in 2 posts were either from somebody incredibly arrogant, incredibly condescending, or an incredible drama queen.

On the other hand, if I cut out forum-reading time I'd probably have a new video game finished by now.

In other news, I have stopped myself from hitting the "IP" button here for each non-registered poster. This helps create the illusion that more people are posting than just you, me, Ben and Gerritt. Even if this is not the case it is a reality I'd be happier living in, so I'll take it. (If it's not the case and there are people posting who we have never been "introduced" to on-line, all me to thank you all for stopping by and posting.)

[a bug]

thank u 4 takin pol

the answr is-- bug is ladybug

5-7 wks 4 new keybrd sory til then 4 tiping

[Captain Comments]

Hey. Hey! I have a comment.

==Hey bug, just what kind of keyboard are you getting?==

[a bug]

it is spcl keybrd 4 bug -- small pressr-sense and round

hard 2 dscribe sory

when its here i explain better sory

[Lex]

Are you a man-bug or a girl-bug, a bug?

See? I was hoping the answer was lady-bug. Or as they're known in Britain, "ladybird".

[a bug]

bug a man ladybug

also called lady beetl 2 but i like lady bug

spacbar hardst 2 tipe -- is heavy

[Mice-Rice]

Squeak!! Hellooo...? I am ever so hungry. Mice-Rice even hungries enough to yes, yes to eat bugs!

Please ship back keyboard. Eaten bugs don't do typing. Even emaciated (i was looking for content to chew on at dictionary.com) mouses known this truth.

---Mice-Rice, the internet mouse (and eater of content. yum!)

[Mice-Rice]

Oh no! Please forgive mouseself. I am ever so sorry, bugs. I don't known what has come over mice. Can you find in bug hearts to forgive me? My hunger for content has made me very very fiesty indeed.

---Mice-Rice, the internet mouse

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

You killed the frigging bug?!? I mean, I confess that my site needs content STAT, and in my defense, it IS getting an overhaul soon, but... blast! Bug! Bug! Nooooooo! Khaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[a bug]

jony bug not eaten

have not been her much tho sory 4 not posting more -- i stil like your bb

2-4 wks 4 new keybrd. i will post mor then sory