Pinback Reviewz The Veggie Burgers

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:59 pm

I will now review every single veggie burger I've ever had, in ascending order of quality:

365 Organic Classic Veggie Burger: Fairly bland taste, not very "toothy" substance. Actually spread out under the weight of my hands grasping the bun. Looks like a fast-food beef burger cooked way too long. With enough mustard and relish and stuff, edible. TWO STARS

The Veggie Burger At The Cafe At The LA Zoo Last Weekend: Very nice. Toothy, tasty, with chunks of onions and other goodies in there. THREE STARS

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:22 pm

Is there a common veggie that makes up the "base" of most burgers of that ilk?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:23 pm

Soybeans.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:24 pm

Welp!

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:16 am

Seriously? What's wrong with Soy? Soy milk is the ultimate milk supplicant. It never goes bad, goes fine in everything milk goes in, and tastes unlike milk.

Where are Moringstar Breaded Chic Patties(the official chic patties of satan) on this list pinner?

gsdgsd · Post by **gsdgsd** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:59 am

What's wrong with soy, you ask? This fellow knows!

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/artic ... E_ID=53327

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:14 am

This week, soy isn't all that good for you, and those Morningstar breaded chix patties are the cat's ass.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:19 am

gsdgsd wrote:What's wrong with soy, you ask? This fellow knows!

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/artic ... E_ID=53327

I thought that was a joke until I didn't.