Merry Fuckbag, Everybody!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 7:11 pm

CHRISTMAS. That should read "Christmas." Merry Christmas, you Christmas-celebrating readers-of-this, you. How do I edit message titles?

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FILLED CONDOM · Post by **FILLED CONDOM** » Wed Dec 25, 2002 1:20 am

Need a last minute birthday present? It is very easy to make me! Homemade arts and crafts hit where the HEART is.

The Anti-Fuckbag · Post by **The Anti-Fuckbag** » Wed Dec 25, 2002 5:21 am

I'll lay waste to everything you hold dear.

I will.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Dec 25, 2002 8:51 am

FILLED CONDOM wrote:Need a last minute birthday present? It is very easy to make me! Homemade arts and crafts hit where the HEART is.

Thanks, bud! You ruined Christmas! For everybody!

Tissue-San · Post by **Tissue-San** » Wed Dec 25, 2002 1:49 pm

FILLED CONDOM wrote:Need a last minute birthday present? It is very easy to make me! Homemade arts and crafts hit where the HEART is.

Please to clean up with me after through!!

I am Tissue-San, to helping you clean up after arts project!!! Or masturbation project!!!!

Mean, Old Mister Spooge · Wed Dec 25, 2002 1:59 pm

It's... It's Fuckbag Morning! I haven't missed it, the Spirits, they did me hard and good all in one night! They can do anything. Of course they can, they can do anything that walks or crawls, provided they don't need to stand on a stool!

Hey, lad. Aye. You there! Hot lad. Sweet lad. Yes, that's it. A blessed Fuckbag to you too, young boy! Here, catch! Here's a filled condom, I want you to fetch the sexiest turkey in market. Make sure their waddle's not too loose. Come back in less than half an hour and I'll give you two more filled condoms. Now, off you go, and MERRY FUCKBAG!

Spermy Tim · Post by **Spermy Tim** » Wed Dec 25, 2002 2:08 pm

And may god perform a money shot on us, everyone.

Narrator · Post by **Narrator** » Thu Dec 26, 2002 7:54 pm

But Spooge was better than his word. He did them all, and infinitely more; and to Spermy Tim, who did not die, he was a second father. He became as good a condom, as good a prophylactic, and as good a fuckbag, as the good old city knew, or any other good old city, town, or borough, in the good old fucking world.