So hey...

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 2:25 am

...anyone here feel like BRINGING THE FUCKING CONTENT for once in your pitifully worthless lives??

Yeah? Yeah?

Didn't think so.

Here, let me try to fire some shit up:

Why are there five... you know, "airfoils"... on a ceiling fan? Not four, not six. FIVE. WHY!?!?

WHY GOD, WHY!!?!?!?

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:51 am

Do you want me to write a fucking web comic?

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:53 am

No.

When will this thread end up on BEST OF JC, though!?!?!

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 4:42 am

According to http://www.thefanshop.com/Why%20Ceiling%20Fans.html, there are four blade ceiling fans available. No site that I looked at directly tackled the issue, but one can guess that they think it's a good number to increase stability.

Really Worm · Post by **Really Worm** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 5:18 am

I've got content. I went to this I mood thing and my moods went like this.

Join Imood.
random Jan 5, 2003
bored Jan 5, 2003
done Jan 5, 2003
Quit Imood.

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 2:55 pm

BEST OF JC, I'm telling you.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:25 pm

Ben, your secret weapon is sarcasm. I think we all now that.

It is very small of you to use that weapon on other people.

I created the "JC Best of Base" to showcase the very best threads that we had to offer. Not to be used by you as a snide tactic to make the rest of us feel bad.

You spend so much of your time in contempt for all of us... can't you, for maybe just a little while, learn to *love* us?

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:34 pm

Damn, now I think we're gonna need a "BEST OF BEST OF JC" base just for this thread!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:38 pm

That's it.

I am going to have to take steps.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:48 pm

And yeah, "I'm going to take steps" is Jolt Countryese for "I should say something here, but I don't know quite what."

Ex-Reader of Robb's STEPS · Sun Jan 05, 2003 4:29 pm

Hey, how about if a take a step right up your ass, huh? How about that?

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 5:13 pm

I guess more members would mean more great threads.

We could post something at HOTU. Most of them are civil. Though they would just come here and bitch about politics and what not.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 8:13 pm

Worm wrote: We could post something at HOTU. Most of them are civil.

I think it's things like the "Merry Fuckbag!" thread that keep the "mostly civil" cliques the hell away from here.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 9:31 pm

I think that thread should be under favorites.

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 6:20 pm

Worm wrote:I think that thread should be under favorites.

Why, Worm? I mean, it was funny for awhile, but with all of the good stuff we've done on this board, I really don't think that qualifies as one of the "best". If you do, that's cool, I just want to make sure that's what you really meant.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 6:38 pm

You know, you really are an asshole. You know that? There isn't a HINT of kindness anywhere near you.

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 6:39 pm

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 6:43 pm

What can I say? I love condom humor.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 8:56 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Ben, your secret weapon is sarcasm. I think we all now that.

After reviewing the past couple days of posts, I think you have a horrible grasp on the meaning of the word "secret". Just saying, is all.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 9:52 pm

I'm not too strong on "now," either.