TRASH-Talkin'!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:47 pm

Trash? Ain't no Starcraft.

How can anyone dislike Starcraft? I mean, unless you're all "I don't care for RTSses."

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:10 pm

"Zerg rush."

Fuck Starcraft.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:14 pm

Really? I'm going to dig up my old Starcraft CD and play pinner if he wants. The entire time we're going to talk about what a fucking maggot you are.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:07 pm

Damn straight.

Get yer paper-eatin' dentures out, Jones. I'm 'bout to teach you a new meaning(*) of "ream".

(*) technically the original meaning

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:14 am

I'll bury each one of you in Starcraft. And when I do, the only women crying will be fat, Soviet-era, blobspheres, where people say, "Is that your fourth aunt?" and not attractive, shapely, ready-to-bloom girls. Your burials will be UNCOMFORTABLE, bitches.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:49 am

Burying someone doesn't involve asking for zerg to be turned off, you know that, right?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:20 am

Worm wrote:Burying someone doesn't involve asking for zerg to be turned off, you know that, right?

I am fully expecting you and Pinback to zerg rush me 10 times, win 10 times and pronounce yourselves King and Clown Prince of the Internet. So I will read up on how to stop the initial zerg rush and defeat it. Man, this sounds like fun already! Starcraft is terrible and the two of you are terrible for wanting to play and zerg rush me.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:06 pm

I haven't gotten to the Zerg part of the game yet, so I will only be able to marine-rush you.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:50 pm

ICJ, you really can imagine pinner picking the zerg? He's going to go Protoss, no shit.