WED 9:00 MST STARCRAFT GAME

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:38 pm

ICJ: I can't believe this. I'm getting shat upon by a guy too afraid to leave his house and someone whose idea of resource management is deciding how much sugar paste to ration to his brother that evening.

Gaybot: Welcome to Gaybot!

ICJ: That's what I'm saying. It's a good thing we're not doing this at an internet cafe. That'd be it for Pinner.

ICJ: "I can connect to the game only during my commute home. So if I pass a wireless net cafe I can play until traffic starts up again."

Gaybot: Welcome to Gaybot!

ICJ: Don't even get me started with Worm. If he places his units like he does his possessions in his apartment, I'll just instruct my guys to avoid any and all areas covered in pig shit

ICJ: Or whatever mammal blew out its colon where he lives. Bear, horse, gila monster, Cerebus.

Gaybot: Welcome to Gaybot! Version 1.35 beta. Warning! Unregistered!

ICJ: Yes, I think the guy who made Trash DID get a view of the pictures of Worm's place that are floating around. He was able to make it a background for a level in one of the expansions he's working on. I guess it was a straight jpg import.

Gaybot: Welcome to Gaybot! Version 1.35 beta. Warning! Unregistered!

ICJ: Beats me, I am just going to stay out of Gerrit's way.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:28 pm

Oh this is going to be fun. Look, how can you hope to defeat me? I spent my fucking TEEN YEARS living on creep. I don't just play the zerg, I am the zerg motherfucker.

Man, is this smack talk going to sound DUMB when I barely remember how to play the game.

As for how to connect. We need to use battlenet, I suggest a room name of JOLTCOUNTRY and a password of JOLTCUNTRY. Let's try to make this semi-regular, since I went through hell to get a working keycode -- I had to micromanage my mom to the basement and my star craft CD case, marines took her out just as she finished telling me the keycode, and a running Starcraft with no CD -- this ISO seriously freezes up my system if I do anything but Starcraft with it mounted or burnt in my drive.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:42 pm

BWA-HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hygraed · Post by **hygraed** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:01 pm

Worm wrote:this ISO seriously freezes up my system if I do anything but Starcraft with it mounted or burnt in my drive.

Can you just do a full install of the game from the ISO and then apply a no-CD patch?

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:41 pm

Nah, it does a hash validation of the .exe. I heard there are some special launchers, but it was a real pain.

Sammy Hagar · Post by **Sammy Hagar** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:11 pm

Mas bitches, señor!

LATENCY · Post by **LATENCY** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:30 pm

Muahahaha!!

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:45 pm

I opened 2346 tcp cuz it was a default starcraft service on my router and 6112 udp/tcp and that killed the latency MESSAGE. The in game lag was crazy though. I imagine I can fix it.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:33 pm

Un-sticky this goddamn thread.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:59 am

I DEMAND IT!!!!!!!!!!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:06 am

Now you're just doing this to piss me off.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:56 pm

I hate you.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:35 pm

We're still playing, right?

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:37 am

If you all open up your ports.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:53 pm

I just played a couple games on Battle.net, and it went swimmingly, so I don't know what the fuck is wrong with y'alls shit, because if I can get trounced by "]QQmed[][][--<<" with nary a milliseconds lag, then I can surely get trounced just as well by you megadouches.

MEGADOUCHES.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:39 pm

Yeah, after I elucidated you that a router can obstruct traffic just like a firewall. Especially on a 10 year old gaming system designed for dial-up modems. I wonder if I could find a TCP/IP patch for the game.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:00 pm

http://www.creepcolony.com/utilities.shtml
There are 3rd party servers which can be accessed with Xsc Server or Server Craft. That might improve our speeds or not. I'm going to try to test it with Gerit tonight.

http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/forum-re ... 63329.html
This is some crap about creating a virtual lan with software, god only knows if this will be an improvement or not.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:52 pm

Tomorrow is Worm's birthday, so I will understand if he cannot make the Starcraft venture.

That being said, if Ben or Gerrit are reading this and want to try to connect tomorrow, I'll adjust my router to let the proper connections to and through my PC.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:22 pm

It's ON like SUPER MARIO BROS.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:28 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Tomorrow is Worm's birthday, so I will understand if he cannot make the Starcraft venture.

Is this some quasi-way to try to guilt me into having a life? I honestly will shoot up dope on my birthday for the first time If I hear this kind of shit again.

WED 9:00 MST STARCRAFT GAME

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