Ben's latest CRAP!

[Worm]

You guys are actually arguing?

Uh, over what?

Could I have more pictures of the man covered in yellow?

[Ben]

I'm not so much "arguing" as trying to explain by way of demonstration what a fucking embarrassment to the human race our "host" here is. A lot of you guys would never know what an absolute, unmitigated vat of crap Robb is unless I was here to explain it to you.

Dig this, fucking numbnuts just started trying to take this to EMAIL. Like there's any fucking way I'm going to allow that to happen, and shield you from knowing what a bag of guano he really is. Hey Robb, wanna see my new email filter?

Code: Select all

SENDER CONTAINS "Robb" OR "Jonsey" OR "Fucking Imbecile Who Thinks He's Cool Because He Plays Twenty Year Old Video Games Instead of Getting Laid"

FORWARD TO FOLDER "Cum Rag"

I can't believe I wasted so much of my life talking to that fucking lay-oozer.

[Worm3 or is he]

Hey, howcome whenever I type B E N, it comes out Cocksucking Fruit Loop?

[bparrish]

Re: Cocksucking Fruitloop

Ah, lovely. Let's all congratulate your gracious spermgurgler of a hostess for figuring out how to do a search and replace on thread titles and content. (And, as it turns out, how to disallow my name.)

Proving once again that no matter how you spell it, there's no "class" in "Jolt Country".

[tidus]

Re: Cocksucking Fruitloop

Ah, lovely. Let's all congratulate your gracious spermgurgler of a hostess for figuring out how to do a search and replace on thread titles and content. (And, as it turns out, how to disallow my name.)

Proving once again that no matter how you spell it, there's no "class" in "Jolt Country".

Hmm, that new one doesn't seem to work either.

[The Scent of Failure 4.4]

Welcome to my world.

[Worm2]

Hey, howcome whenever I type B E N, it comes out Cocksucking Fruit Loop?

No, you most definitely are not.

Ben ben ben.

http://www.geocities.com/gulvak//FILE.html
I made a new web comic ... about peace in the middle east of JC.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

That was beautiful, man.

Now that he's gone, I kinda miss the ol' guy. We all had some good times... didn't we? I don't quite know where the guy flat-out lost it, but still. He's been through some tough times as of late. I shoulda been there for him.

Well, wherever you are, Be -- er, Dude, I hope you are well.

[Rodney King]

Cant we all just get along?

[The Corrector]

1,023,200,194 awful websites

Ha! Shows how much you know!

Try 1,023,200,195!!!

[loafergirl]

Whiney bitches =)

[Lex]

Lay the fuck off this guy Robb; he has single-handedly saved the Internet countless times, and if it weren't for him, you'd be dead. Because. Think about it. Remember all those time he has threatened death on you? Well, what if he hadn't been born, and wasn't there to change his mind again? Seriously, cunt-rag, think it through. This man created the only serious piece of comedy you can understand outside of GOATSECX links. You know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the Bad Name for Bulletin Boards threads. AND IF IT WEREN'T FOR HIM YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE GOTTEN OF YOUR ARSE AND OPENED UP JOLT COUNTRY.

Which is a steaming pile of shit anyway, I'm just saying.



I may be drunk, but I can still spell poignant.

[Lex]

And Oats.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Dear Lex,

Please kill yourself.


Sincerely,

The Rest of the Human Race

[The Vulcan Race]

We concur; it would be most logical if you were to end your life as soon as possible, Mr. Lex.

[The Dwarven Race]

Nobody tosses a dwarf!!

But everyone tosses their cookies when faced with your ugly face on a crisp new dawn. For the love of all that is holy under the dread king Dweuymar, please, Lex, end your life as quickly as possible!!!

[The Voluptuous-AmazonRace]

We do not think you should kill yourself; Lex. ;;; We love;;; you and need you're man seed;

;;;

SHITT