The Chess 2K7

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:24 pm

Alright, I've got Chessmaster The Tenth loaded up and ready to go.

WHO IS UP FOR SOME THE CHESS?!?!?

Come on! It will be fun! I can post screenshots so we don't have any more arguments about who moved what pawn where, and whether you move the king two or three spaces when you castle!

It's THE CHESS, and it's waiting for YOU!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:59 pm

You're posting screens? It's ON. I will give someone else a chance to play first, but if by Wednesday night you don't have a Chess Warrior, it's me and it's ON.

When I win I want you to explain why you call it "THE" Chess.

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 6:25 pm

You hear that folks? It's time for you to step up and PLAY THE CHESS!

If you are worried about losing, I can tell you that on Chessmaster The Tenth, I am losing to built-in computer opponent profiles with descriptions like "Suzy, 6 years old, just learned game" and "Phelps, learning disabled boy born without nose" on a regular basis.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 9:23 am

I think it's just you and me here these days, because I let the site die off. Whoops! MY bad.

I'm ready when you are. You can be "white."

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:42 am

e2-e4!!!

Welcome...

...to the Chess.

hygraed · Post by **hygraed** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:26 am

It isn't Wednesday night yet >:-(

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:44 am

pinbacker wrote:e2-e4!!!

Welcome...

...to the Chess.

I respond with:

c5, sir.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:47 am

hygraed wrote:It isn't Wednesday night yet >:-(

My The Chess is The Shitty, so it won't be long before you are able to tackle the winner (Ben). But previously, Ben was able to play two games in two threads at the same time, so that is an option as well.

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:03 pm

I respond with...

2. c4

...for no reason at all!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:21 pm

pinbacker wrote:I respond with...

2. c4

...for no reason at all!

I see your move and raise you

Nf6.

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:26 pm

Okay, I can no longer picture this in my head. I will have to wait till I get home, OR start drawing a chess diagram in notepad or something.

Let me do that.

Ah, there we go...

...to which I reply: Nc3!!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:06 pm

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:29 pm

That is some fine The Chess playing there, Mr. Jonsey!

...now, how does Nf3 taste?!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:44 pm

pinbacker wrote:That is some fine The Chess playing there, Mr. Jonsey!

Wait... seriously? For real?

My next move is...

d6.

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:53 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
pinbacker wrote:That is some fine The Chess playing there, Mr. Jonsey!
Wait... seriously? For real?

I guess! How the fuck would I know?

d6.

It's a Pawn Party!

h3!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:03 pm

g6, good sir, if you could.

I read, in olden days, black had to request moves from white and not just make them, so I am trying to do the same for an old time feel. Why did he have to ask to move? Because he was black.

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:25 pm

Pawns, pawns, and more pawns! I counter you with...

d4

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:39 pm

Bh6. Thank ye kindly!

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:48 pm

Hmm. Interesting. That would put us here:

Which would put me here:

Bxh6!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:58 pm

What the FUCK was that? God DAMMIT! Every fuckng time I play chess I make some dumb mistake and fuck the game up. God DAMMIT. God DAMMMIT MOTHERFUCKER.

I need to drive home and actually look at the fucking board before I move again. Fuck. FUCK!!!