The Chess 2K7, Rnd 2: This Shit Ain't Checkers, Jake

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:14 pm

Ra2

"I know you did it, you did it, you did it, you did it in a minute."

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:15 pm

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:18 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:21 pm

Bb7

"With the 227th pick of the 1999 Collegiate Entry Draft, the New England Patriots select... Michael Bishop!"

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:23 pm

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:27 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Bb7

"With the 227th pick of the 1999 Collegiate Entry Draft, the New England Patriots select... Michael Bishop!"

Wait, what did you mean here? Bb2? I assumed you meant Bb2. Maybe you meant Bg2.

But you can't have meant Bb7.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:27 pm

Wait, that doesn't have my bishop's move on it.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:29 pm

pinbacker wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Bb7

"With the 227th pick of the 1999 Collegiate Entry Draft, the New England Patriots select... Michael Bishop!"
Wait, what did you mean here? Bb2? I assumed you meant Bb2. Maybe you meant Bg2.

But you can't have meant Bb7.

Why, what is wrong with that move?

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:31 pm

Cuz you're WHITE, and "b7" is way the fuck up on the upper-left hand of the screen.

The board reflects "Bb2", which is what I thought you meant. But now I don't know WHAT you meant.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:33 pm

...

Oh. Sorry, this fucking thing I am using does not have the positions on it.

I meant, "Bg2".

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:33 pm

Alright, I think you said Bb7 because you think you're still using black-style square coordinates.

My move is still e4, and the board then looks like this:

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:35 pm

O-O

"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:37 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:42 pm

Qxf3

"She's a killaaah queeeEEEEenn, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam"

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:46 pm

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:47 pm

Then assuming Bxf3...

Ne5

(edited to add screenshot)

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:48 pm

Re1

"I play Warlords like an anarchist: I always let my king die first."

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:49 pm

pinbacker wrote:Then assuming Bxf3...

Ne5

(edited to add screenshot)

Hey! WTF? That's not what I wanted!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:51 pm

But I am going to kill your queen with my bishop next move. Sure.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:52 pm

And actually, your way saves me a move, doesn't it?