Prepare to be disgusted.

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Thu Jan 23, 2003 3:10 am

I am now about to tell you the most disgusting thing I've ever done that did not relate in any way to masturbation, and it happened (and is happening) today.

If you had any respect for me before (and Christ knows why that would be), and you wish to retain any of that, please do not read what I am about to tell you, because it's totally hideous. Seriously.

One of my new year's resolutions was to stop biting my fingernails. I have succeeded fabulously at this. So well, in fact, that today I actually had to sit down with a clipper and *trim* my fingernails with something other than my teeth. This hasn't happened in... well, in ever, probably.

So what did I do with the trimmings?

(Seriously, don't read any further.)

I put them in a little pile on my desk, and have been snacking on them throughout the day.

Hey, I warned you.

You SICK FUCK. · Post by **You SICK FUCK.** » Thu Jan 23, 2003 3:16 am

JESUS NO, we don't want to KNOW THAT.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Thu Jan 23, 2003 4:04 pm

Toenails taste better. Cheesier.

Bruce

milkunits · Post by **milkunits** » Thu Jan 23, 2003 4:06 pm

I do, I like to pick them and save them for later.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jan 23, 2003 4:23 pm

You guys are all a bunch of disturbed and very ill individuals. You've, once again, managed to ruin the Internet for me. In fact, all Internet-related devices are now ruined for me. I won't be able to even look at my router without thinking of Parrish scooping out some salsa with one of his cut nails and noisily consuming it. Thanks, guys! HAND! HTH!

Worm2 · Post by **Worm2** » Thu Jan 23, 2003 4:34 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:You guys are all a bunch of disturbed and very ill individuals. You've, once again, managed to ruin the Internet for me. In fact, all Internet-related devices are now ruined for me. I won't be able to even look at my router without thinking of Parrish scooping out some salsa with one of his cut nails and noisily consuming it. Thanks, guys! HAND! HTH!

Hell, I sometimes bit my toe nails ... swallow them. I have built a little fort from my nail clipping as I have from chicken wing bones. This one time I had an earwig nest under my bed and I went to sleep on it anyway. I had a room nasty enough for earwigs to nest in.

milkunits · Post by **milkunits** » Thu Jan 23, 2003 6:59 pm

You should pick your butt and save the stink for a couple days at a time. When the finger starts to turn a dark poop brown, that is the time that it is ripe and ready for constant nose whiffin. Chicks dig it!!!!!!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jan 23, 2003 7:21 pm

Do you know what you reall need?

A BUTT FER YER ASS!!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jan 23, 2003 7:22 pm

Usenet agrees that you need that:

See?

loafergirl · Post by **loafergirl** » Thu Jan 23, 2003 9:57 pm

woo. Sorry, not that gross.

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 12:04 am

loafergirl wrote:woo. Sorry, not that gross.

I also save all my cum, shit and piss in jars and then mix them up at the end of the week for a Pinback Smoothie.

loafergirl · Post by **loafergirl** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 4:53 pm

enjoy!

Worm2 · Post by **Worm2** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 7:55 pm

When you think about it people do terribly gross things every day ... letting dogs lick their face, and all that other crap.

Prepare to be disgusted.

Prepare to be disgusted.

You should try that with scabs.

Scabs and butt pickin