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Yeah, I've just learned the joy of pushing people down the stairs. It's like I thought I was so clever strangling everyone.

Steam seems like a good option, but I think I'm going to go with the boxed Hitman Trilogy just so I can AVOID playing Codename 47, which I remember as very horrible.
Good point Bobby!

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Again the game manages to piss me off. At the start of the mission you can get one target in a bathroom that has an adjacent place to hide his corpse. However this is a higher level, so the hiding area patrolled (you cannot just prop him up on the toilet, weak). Beyond that, there is a civilian who will literally walk out of the bathroom to the soda machine, stand there for two seconds, then walk back to the bathroom take a piss, and fucking FLEX in front of the mirror for about thirty seconds. Thusly making eliminating the guy early completely impossible.

My solution now? Go to the bathroom, put a fucking bullet in the brain of the guy who wanders around, put a bullet in the brain of my target, and go clean up the rest.
Good point Bobby!

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Whats wrong with that? If I remember Hitman, it's about deciding who will live and who will die. Muscle flexing in a bathroom = quick death.



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Yeah, once I abandoned the bathroom it was pretty easy.
However the FINAL level is the coolest idea ever made into fucking reload RELOAD RELOAD RELOAD bullshit. I enjoy this game but I fucking hate Edios for it. For every fucking ounce of strength they put into RUINING what is probably the only good stealth franchise that EXISTS.

Seriously it's disgusting, they're just bad people.
Good point Bobby!

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