It's The Little Things

[Debaser]

So, I'm playing a thief in QFGII and I type in "pick nose". I get the following message:

You carefully insert the lockpick into your left nostril. Congratulations, you now have an open nose.

I keep doing this over and over because, hey, it builds your lockpicking skill really quickly. I then notice that apparently sitting around picking your nose also increases your intelligence. Who knew?