Lex's SA Forums Account

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 5:20 am

Lex, the 01-03'ers are some of the dumbest fucking cretins I have ever seen on the Internet. I don't want you being one of them. When it's officially February I will PayPal over the money for your account. As there are fewer days in February than the other months, it stands to reason if sign-ups remain at the same rate, that it will be less likely that the fucking shithumpers won't be so noticeable.

We'll then chart how you do on the forums and whether or not you get banned. I'd at first suggest not posting for the first six months -- I'd suggest that to anyone who registered blind -- but we'll see how you do. I don't post that much there, I think my last one was in a thread about a guy who was interviewing the third string quarterback for the Green Bay Packers (Craig Nall) for his radio show and was taking questions from the forum goons. I asked, "Does he take out Brett Favre and put himself in the game for Madden 2003" and the answer was:

He doesn't play it very often, and said they make him suck on the game. He played it earlier today at his buddy's house and said, "Kurt Rodriguez beat me by 21 points. Come on. Give me a fucking break."

Ah-hahahah. Best third stringer ever.

Anyway, yeah, tomorrow. I'll let you know when you get processed. What do you want your handle to be?

Worm2 · Post by **Worm2** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 9:07 am

I've always felt there was something inherently evil about SA. ICJ, you saying SA forum members are dumb or does 01-03'er mean something else?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 1:31 pm

M'man, you don't have to worry about it. I don't intend to post for the first 6-months-or-so anyway, and I sure as hell aren't blind to the phorum's; I have peeked in on the occasion on stolen "Do Not Post!!!!" Accounts. I promise to behave.

You can adopt a newbie.

-Worm, he means people registered between '01-'03 are wankers. Cockney-laffers. Gimps. People who believe in Jesus.

He also doesn't want to spend $12 on me and discover it's a waste.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 1:34 pm

Errr "Lex"? I can't remember if that's taken, if not then I guess you'll have to make something up on the spot, something as witty as illumn8d, Phat Albert and Cramato all put together.

In other words, Gentleman is best.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 1:36 pm

I am somewhat logged out.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 5:26 pm

Anonymous wrote:-Worm, he means people registered between '01-'03 are wankers. Cockney-laffers. Gimps. People who believe in Jesus.

Er, people who registered during 1/03, meaning January of 2003.

Worm2 · Post by **Worm2** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 6:28 pm

Yea, I guessed that after I actually thought about your post rather than reading it for a second then asking questions. Twelve bucks seemed like a waste to me. I mean I can talk to you guys with out paying twelve dollars. I'd rather preform cunnilingus (OMG personal word of the day!) on an old women with chlamdyia then dish out money for any thing intangible especially a forum account. Has anyone gotten on the Hub? I want to download battle raper.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Sun Feb 02, 2003 9:10 am

See, that makes much more sense, and I have to stop posting these things at 2AM. British deal with their dates quite differently, infact, "Back-to-Front", so that's what confused me. Good.

Also: I feel I should mention that Ice Cream Jonsey is a wonderful, wonderful man willing to spend money on an insignificant little bug like me as a thankyou for starring in the upcoming insult-'em-up Necrotic Drift.

Thankyou.

Worm2 · Post by **Worm2** » Sun Feb 02, 2003 2:22 pm

Seriously if you have access to the board can you ask where they got battle raper?

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Sun Feb 02, 2003 5:42 pm

this guy isn't going to shut up, is he?