<i>Womb of Horrors</i>
Ron Jermlaine directs TAFKAP and his merry crew as they descend into the famous deathtrap dungeon, known as the WOMB OF HORRORS, in search of ASSCRACK the JIMMY-LICH.
Today we had:
An annoying fluffer who got killed by the other party members because, well, she was annoying. She was raised from the dead to complete her scene with TAFKAP: "Help! I have lost my magic wand! Can I use yours? What's the command word?"
A sex scene with the Monstrous Four-Armed Gargoyle, which resulted in TAFKAP applying a Shocking Grasp at Just the Wrong Time, so that the Gargoyle shrieked, "Oh, you like it rough?" and nearly eviscerated him. The money shot in this one involved a volley of Magic Missiles.
The TAFKAP-and-Mary-Ann-the-Fluffer Desecrate The Altar scene, which induced the altar to detonate, killing TAFKAP (who was raised) and Mary Ann, who, this time, was disintegrated. Plus it took down Sam the cameraman. Justin was OK, though. Sy Snootles, the one-creature porno band, was not OK. The wockachuckas ceased, and Ron Jermlaine will have to recruit more film crew before we can continue.
Alas, we will have a several-week hiatus away from the game at this point.
Bruce